Observe Mr. Christopher Walken roast a chicken and pears for your enjoyment and culinary education.

http://www.imcooked.com/v...b9114205d4

I was slightly disappointed that despite his being within easy access of a raw chicken, many sharp knives and ripe, rather sensual fruit, absolutely nothing of a disturbing nature occured.

have i ever mentioned how much i enjoy a man that cooks?

emm said:

So you don't enjoy Christopher Walken then. That was more like playing with the food than cooking.

it's still buffering for me
me and my dinosaur computer


so anyway... men in cooking aprons

emm said:

I bet you don't even think they need to wear aprons.



I wouldn't want to eat anything that guy has cooked though. Bonus curly black hairs, no thanks.

grammar edit
[Edited 7/28/07 17:16pm]

WillyWonka said:

lol yeah he should have at least plunged the knife into a cutting board or something...

"what i'm gonna Doo, is... use this really... sharp skewer to seal this shut... It would hurt if i... rammed it in your eye right now, don'tcha think?"

emm said:

Your comment most definitely supports the theory that being adept in the kitchen is skill which attracts the highest quality and most beautiful of ladies.

emm said:

That was perfect! I could hear Mr Walken's unique voice as I read that.

He should be given his own cooking program. It should be called "Quick & Creepy Cuisine with Chris Walken". I would watch it religiously.

retina said:

What I'd like to know is, why, at the end, did he put his cat up on the counter next to the food. Did he cook that chicken and pears for his cat?

It looks disgusting and pale.

I like men who can cook, because I'm very bad at it.

retina said:

Nice body.

Egads! he put his hands in the container of salt after handling a raw chicken. Can we say salmonella?

Nice simple reciepe.
I got to get a chicken tower.

Justin1972UK said:

i'm vegetarian and can't cook but even i know you rub it down with oil


still, entertaining as hell

WillyWonka said:

The whole thing was bit weird from beginning to end. What's the point of the chicken tower? Will it cook differently just because it's vertical? And all that salt, yuck! Plus the chicken grease / pear juice cookies, who would want to eat them? Maybe the cat is the only one willing.