Lucifer is just the best... I cannot even start to describe the many joys the he brings into the hearts of mankind.

Lucifer, Satan, Beelzebub, Mephastophilis, Moloch, Belial, Mammon, Pazuzu, Abaddon, Ahriman, Samael, Zamiel, Apollyon, Asmodeus... YAY!!!

Let's hear it for the master!

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IceNine said:

Ummm hellooo? What about Mephastophilis?

2the9s said:

Good point... post edited!

And Moloch!

2the9s said:

Damn it!!!

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heh heh

You made me bust out my Milton.

Belial!!

2the9s said:

D'oh!

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Mammon!

(I think that's it for Book 2 of Paradise Lost.)







The devil's in the edits.
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Isn't the Anti-Christ the Devil too...or were they just best friends from college?

2the9s said:

Grrr!

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mrchristian said:

The Anti-Christ is the son of the Devil... but I love that guy too!

IceNine said:

Is this thread supposed to get folks' panties in wad? I don't get it...what's so great about satan?

Actually, I met Lucifer once (I call him "Louie"). In reality, he's dumber than a box of bricks! No, really! It was such a letdown! I mean, you always here about how suave a guy he is, how he's a man of wealth and taste and all that, but he's really retarded! Couldn't tell his asshole from a hole in the wall.

I thought he'd be really cool, seeing how he's worked with all these great rock bands over the years, but nooo! My dog is smarter than him (and that's really bad, since my dog is a year old and still isn't housebroken)! I mean, I should have figured, since he started a war against an ALL POWERFUL BEING! I mean really, how stupid do you have to be to say "y'know, the boss is Omnipotent and can smite me out of existence with but a thought, but I think I'll still try to kick his ass"??? I think the only reason God didn't annihalate his ass is because he felt sorry for the dumb S.O.B.

It's just such a dissapointment. I hate it when you discover a celebrity isn't what you thought they were!

teller said:

This thread is supposed to praise the greatness of all the names and faces of Satan... Satan is the best friend the church has ever had.

EDIT: By the way, nobody should get their panties in a wad about Lucifer or anyone praising his greatness.

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IceNine said:

You think the Devil takes the Anti Christ to ballgames, picnics, an occasional
holocaust? Or does Mrs Lucifer have to get on his ass like any other dead beat dad?
"You fucking bastard, you never went to his beheadings! That Hitler kid got all your attention,
but when it came to your boy, oh you stick Anti in front of the TV watching Jerry Springer...some father you turned out to be."

mrchristian said:

I think you are right... in a misplaced attempt at rebellion against his dark lord father, the Anti-Christ became a pope... only later did he learn that he was doing his father's work... boy, was he pissed!


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IceNine said:

Come on, there were a couple of good songs on his album, it wasn't all bad!

ian said:

:LOL:

That record was the unholy spawn of Satanic evil and a pregnant herring... it stunk something unholy!

IceNine said:

"Pope Luke...I am your father"
"No...no, you can't be."
"Come to the darkside Luke, with you at my side imagine all the anal probing we could do throughtout the galaxy!"
"We have priests for that...tax free mind you".
"You've got a point there...but what about all the unlimited pussy you could ever want?! It'll be better than a Vegas buffet!"
"But I'm in love with Leia"
"Well, can't top that...OK nevermind".


(Anyone ever notice Luke and Leia kiss in the first StarWars? And Lucas knew they were related the whole time. Conspiracy theory or fact?)

I saw a movie called Bedazzled and Lucifer looked just like Elizabeth Hurley.

Yummy

bkw said:

Huh? I thought Bedazzled was a Peter Cooke and Dudley Moore movie? Am I confused?

bkw said:

sitting through that movie, even on cable, was hellish.

AaronForever said:

This one time, Satan looked like Gabriel Byrne. And that wasn't too terrible. It could've been a lot worse.

AaronForever said:

The movie was shit but that's beside the point!

IceNine said:

Does this finally mean you're gay? Cuz you know, Satan is a 'mo too!

AaronForever said:

Nothing was worse than Roseanne in She-Devil, LOL

I would never want to go to hell, I hear theres organized religions down there...

Tom said:

Satan, much like Jesus is a homosexual... that is true... and I love Jesus too.

I love everyone... straights, gays, bisexuals, transvestites, transsexuals and everything...

...just because I am a hetero doesn't mean I am a bigot!

:LOL:

AZAZIEL???
MEMNOCH???
MY COUSIN VINNEY???

Tom said:

i actually liked that one