how pathetic is this?

i was putting some personal items away in case i had nosey houseguests a while ago
and i noticed my bottle of lube expired months ago! (how does lube expire anyway )
so that prompted me to investigate further.
sure enough, i have not had anyone "spongeworthy" around in due time
and my freebie samples of birth control pills expired this month.



when your cough medicine expires before you use it up you can say
"well at least that means i haven't been sick" all this means is i haven't had any

don't be surprised if i hug you just a little too long mach

searching for airline tickets to Canada

emm said:

I would love that

so when is the next visit?

i know men throw out stuff too
but i'm guessing they don't have the same problem of lube expiring on them

emm said:

I threw out an entire box of condoms once because they expired. That was very sad.

sextonseven said:

emm said:

I've never had to throw anything out.

retina said:

heading out to the sex store with a shopping list





don't tempt me, sexy

emm said:

guess i will have to hide my sex furniture though

emm said:

emm said:

We don't need that stuff. Hurry up now, I'm there soon!

omg i would have to hurt you if you just showed up
i don't deal well with surprise guests!

besides, i have some ughhhh landscaping to do first!
but then

Oh come on, you don't need lube.

Lube is for wimps.

JustErin said:

retina said:

Oh fuck, dont believe that shit, I use that stuff years beyond its sell by date, and hasnt done me and harm..

awww, I'd do you any day of the week, if it was up to me.

ArielB said:

you could bring the condoms

illicitkisses said:

a little google searching brought up a comment that expired lube stung or instigated something funky.
as for the other things that expired i don't think i'll be taking that risk to see if it does me any "harm"

emm said:

I could I still have 2 left

emm said:

That shit can get all sticky if too old.

What is your fav, anyway?

JustErin said:

this was ky liquid
and is still slick and normal smelling

i just know i'm not a fan of the stuff that's supposed to taste like something. yuck.

emm said:

They just put sell by dates on so they can guarantee more sales..