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expiry dates :pout: how pathetic is this?
i was putting some personal items away in case i had nosey houseguests a while ago and i noticed my bottle of lube expired months ago! (how does lube expire anyway ) so that prompted me to investigate further. sure enough, i have not had anyone "spongeworthy" around in due time and my freebie samples of birth control pills expired this month. when your cough medicine expires before you use it up you can say "well at least that means i haven't been sick" all this means is i haven't had any | |
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don't be surprised if i hug you just a little too long mach | |
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searching for airline tickets to Canada | |
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emm said: don't be surprised if i hug you just a little too long mach I would love that | |
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so when is the next visit? | |
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i know men throw out stuff too
but i'm guessing they don't have the same problem of lube expiring on them | |
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emm said: i know men throw out stuff too
but i'm guessing they don't have the same problem of lube expiring on them I threw out an entire box of condoms once because they expired. That was very sad. | |
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sextonseven said: I threw out an entire box of condoms once because they expired. That was very sad.
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emm said: sextonseven said: I threw out an entire box of condoms once because they expired. That was very sad.
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I've never had to throw anything out. | |
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retina said: searching for airline tickets to Canada
heading out to the sex store with a shopping list don't tempt me, sexy | |
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emm said: retina said: searching for airline tickets to Canada
heading out to the sex store with a shopping list don't tempt me, sexy | |
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guess i will have to hide my sex furniture though | |
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emm said: guess i will have to hide my sex furniture though
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emm said: guess i will have to hide my sex furniture though
We don't need that stuff. Hurry up now, I'm there soon! | |
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omg i would have to hurt you if you just showed up
i don't deal well with surprise guests! besides, i have some ughhhh landscaping to do first! but then | |
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Oh come on, you don't need lube.
Lube is for wimps. | |
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JustErin said: Oh come on, you don't need lube.
Lube is for wimps. | |
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retina said: JustErin said: Oh come on, you don't need lube.
Lube is for wimps. | |
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Oh fuck, dont believe that shit, I use that stuff years beyond its sell by date, and hasnt done me and harm.. Her kisses left something to be desired... the rest of her. | |
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awww, I'd do you any day of the week, if it was up to me. | |
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ArielB said: awww, I'd do you any day of the week, if it was up to me.
you could bring the condoms | |
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illicitkisses said: Oh fuck, dont believe that shit, I use that stuff years beyond its sell by date, and hasnt done me and harm..
a little google searching brought up a comment that expired lube stung or instigated something funky. as for the other things that expired i don't think i'll be taking that risk to see if it does me any "harm" | |
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emm said: ArielB said: awww, I'd do you any day of the week, if it was up to me.
you could bring the condoms I could I still have 2 left | |
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emm said: illicitkisses said: Oh fuck, dont believe that shit, I use that stuff years beyond its sell by date, and hasnt done me and harm..
a little google searching brought up a comment that expired lube stung or instigated something funky. as for the other things that expired i don't think i'll be taking that risk to see if it does me any "harm" That shit can get all sticky if too old. What is your fav, anyway? | |
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JustErin said: That shit can get all sticky if too old.
What is your fav, anyway? this was ky liquid and is still slick and normal smelling i just know i'm not a fan of the stuff that's supposed to taste like something. yuck. | |
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emm said: illicitkisses said: Oh fuck, dont believe that shit, I use that stuff years beyond its sell by date, and hasnt done me and harm..
a little google searching brought up a comment that expired lube stung or instigated something funky. as for the other things that expired i don't think i'll be taking that risk to see if it does me any "harm" They just put sell by dates on so they can guarantee more sales.. Her kisses left something to be desired... the rest of her. | |
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