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Do it in the bathroom Why do men never zip up while they are in the bathroom?
Why do they always zip up on their way back to their desk or the living room, bar or wherever? I would never dream of walking out the toilet, through the office pulling up my knickers and adjusting my skirt while going back to my desk. Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
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MissMe said: Why do men never zip up while they are in the bathroom?
Why do they always zip up on their way back to their desk or the living room, bar or wherever? I would never dream of walking out the toilet, through the office pulling up my knickers and adjusting my skirt while going back to my desk. and not washing their hands, theres so many that don't do that in our place  | |
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jami0mckay said: MissMe said: Why do men never zip up while they are in the bathroom?
Why do they always zip up on their way back to their desk or the living room, bar or wherever? I would never dream of walking out the toilet, through the office pulling up my knickers and adjusting my skirt while going back to my desk. and not washing their hands, theres so many that don't do that in our place washing hands is a must ... we zip up in public to show how well-hung we are. | |
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jami0mckay said: MissMe said: Why do men never zip up while they are in the bathroom?
Why do they always zip up on their way back to their desk or the living room, bar or wherever? I would never dream of walking out the toilet, through the office pulling up my knickers and adjusting my skirt while going back to my desk. and not washing their hands, theres so many that don't do that in our place I hate that too. Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
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One4All4Ever said: jami0mckay said: and not washing their hands, theres so many that don't do that in our place washing hands is a must ... we zip up in public to show how well-hung we are. ..or not.  Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
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MissMe said: One4All4Ever said: washing hands is a must ... we zip up in public to show how well-hung we are. ..or not. Women are old enough (and have had voting rights for long enough) to judge for themselves ... so we let them.  | |
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MissMe said: One4All4Ever said: washing hands is a must ... we zip up in public to show how well-hung we are. ..or not. I zip (or button) up in the bathroom  Happy is he who finds out the causes for things.Virgil (70-19 BC). Virgil was such a lying bastard! | |
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I thought this thread was about having sex in the bathroom 
I was gonna add my 2 cents. Yes, I have had sex in the bathroom....with 4 kids in the house, my hubby and I have to get creative. | |
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I would never dream of walking out the toilet, through the office pulling up my knickers and adjusting my skirt while going back to my desk.[/quote][/b]
[i] so that's where I've been going wrong then!!!! thanks..... [Edited 7/26/07 11:38am] "I may not agree with what you say but I'll fight for your right to say it"
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The boys at school are really bad at remembering to do this... I find it very uncomfortable to have to tell 13 year old boys that the barn door is open. 
Fortunately, I don't know many men who do this. In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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If it's a public place, I zip up in the bathroom, before I wash my hands.
At home, I just don't wear pants. | |
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to be honest MissMe, there's nothing worse than catching some skin of the family jewels, or the johnson, in the zipper. I think it's because of the potential for major damage that some men do it on the way back to their desk.
If they were in the men's room when it happened, you wouldn't go in there to assist, well..because it's in the men's room. But once in the office, you'ld be right there to lend a hand. So to speak. | |
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