I think there's someone for everyone except 4 those who don't brush their teeth.

I think it all comes down to how you treat people in life. If u r nice with people the girls will hate u! If u're a brute then u'll have 2 meet the poor victim u're gonna spend ur life with.

statuesqque said:

I don't think they'd accept me in sex groups.

I want a jacuzzi so i can drown people in it

coolcat said:

jess555ja said:

shaomi said:

that's okay... we'll just pay these elitists bastards a small visit with machine-guns and kick the ass outta them, then we'll force 'em 2 eat their own organs

shaomi said:

Hey, you're bring stuff from other threads in here!

statuesqque said:

if its for charity purposes...

lets see:

I have a least 15 boring cousins I can donate
Maybe 10 pairs of silver forks that I can give
Probably a dozen or so cars I can give
I'd also be happy to donate my 20 or so domestic animals
And i have these old dolls from California, that i bought when i was starting a dolls collection
And also... oh lawd! All these Bananarama records

Now that i come 2 think of it... my home's a mess

shaomi said:

that's okay... we'll just start our own polka group

I just used the last boyfriend in the house! Its like writing the last check... you don't think about it again until you need one!

statuesqque said:

polka is alright. But sex makes me feel depressed.

I've met a couple of old businessmen on a local supermarket and we ended up boning.

Does that count?

You feel guilty but, as he feels guilty too, you stay with him. That's a very nice way of hurting each other

I would stay apart until he kills and eat his wife or else I don't see how this could end fine

And besides, what did u think of the last Tarentino movie?

So, you're moving to England... we need to know a few things before you go:

1. Can you swim? You seem to need this in England because it's an island and there are no more boats to get to France.

2. Are you bringing a ipod? England can b boring.

3. Is Phil Collins coming to pick you up at the airport ?

coolcat said:

shaomi said:

statuesqque said:

I'm not into sex with chickens. I prefer horses.

statuesqque said:

I only have sex with chickens. I am Gonzo.

coolcat said:

cluck cluck!

U don't know. I LOVE 2 have sex with JDInteractive.

"I want to fuck JD in the car" or "I got cum on my shirt" is so much more poetic than "this car" or "this shirt."

More seriously i work a lot on seducing him & I don't really like JustErin (it's just an act, remember) & I think that JD should go gay for me.

jess555ja said:

Yall are creeping me out with all this Guns n Roses, horse and chicken sex talk.

jess555ja said:

I also like to have sex with horses at the same time and also listen to guns and roses while doing it

shaomi said

Oh really? The truth has been exposed.
[Edited 7/27/07 9:31am]

jess555ja said:

I like this philosophy thread about Guns n Roses, horse and chicken sex talk. It makes me feel more intelligent

coolcat said:

come into my palor and let's talk about these fears of yours.

mdiver said:

Oh please, be gentle with my boobies.

coolcat said:

Everyone knows that the only appropriate music for chicken/horse sex is polka

jess555ja said:

I already use polka music as the soundtrack for my sexin'

statuesqque said:

By parlor you don't mean "barn where I have my have chicken/horse orgies" do you?