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Things to do in a boring office some days are so much longer than others.....
* Run one lap around the office at top speed * Groan out loud in the bathroom cubicle (at least one other 'no-player' must be in the bathroom at the time) then say, Geez, that burns! * When they're not looking, pour most of someone's fresh cup of coffee into your mug leaving them with an inch of brew - this really appeals to me! * Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you * Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say "Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye" * To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace. * When someone hands you a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper huskily "Mmmmm, that feels sooooo good!" * Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, "Sorry, I really prefer it this way" * In the middle of a meeting, suddenly shout out "Yahtzee!" * Walk sideways to the photocopier. * While riding an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors open. * Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with double-barrelled fingers. * Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask "Did you get all that, I don't want to have to repeat it" * Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice) * Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle (there must be a 'non-player' within sight). * Shout random numbers while someone is counting. | |
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jami0mckay said: some days are so much longer than others.....
* Run one lap around the office at top speed * Groan out loud in the bathroom cubicle (at least one other 'no-player' must be in the bathroom at the time) then say, Geez, that burns! * When they're not looking, pour most of someone's fresh cup of coffee into your mug leaving them with an inch of brew - this really appeals to me! * Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you * Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say "Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye" * To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace. * When someone hands you a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper huskily "Mmmmm, that feels sooooo good!" * Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, "Sorry, I really prefer it this way" * In the middle of a meeting, suddenly shout out "Yahtzee!" * Walk sideways to the photocopier. * While riding an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors open. * Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with double-barrelled fingers. * Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask "Did you get all that, I don't want to have to repeat it" * Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice) * Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle (there must be a 'non-player' within sight). * Shout random numbers while someone is counting. I like this one, Happy is he who finds out the causes for things.Virgil (70-19 BC). Virgil was such a lying bastard! | |
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MissMe said: Post on the Org?
Seriously! Too much today already - I need to work dammit!! Happy is he who finds out the causes for things.Virgil (70-19 BC). Virgil was such a lying bastard! | |
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MissMe said: Post on the Org?
that should be number one | |
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