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For anyone at work.... Cannibals
A large company recently hired several cannibals as it was expanding quickly and couldn't find enough staff. "You are all part of our team now", said the HR rep during the welcoming briefing. You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the canteen on the Ground Floor for something to eat, but please don't eat any of our employees". The cannibals promised they would not. Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard and I'm satisfied with your work. However, one of our secretaries has disappeared.. Do any of you know what happened to her?" The cannibals all shook their heads "No". After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others, "Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?" A hand rose hesitantly. "You fool!" the leader continued. "For four weeks we've been eating managers and no one noticed anything. But, NOOO, you had to go and eat someone who actually does something!" | |
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"now Julia, what is a cannibal?
"I dunno, miss" "now THINK Julia. What would you be if you ate your mum and dad?" "an orphan, miss?" | |
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ZombieKitten said: "now Julia, what is a cannibal?
"I dunno, miss" "now THINK Julia. What would you be if you ate your mum and dad?" "an orphan, miss?"
thats funnier than my joke ! | |
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jami0mckay said: ZombieKitten said: "now Julia, what is a cannibal?
"I dunno, miss" "now THINK Julia. What would you be if you ate your mum and dad?" "an orphan, miss?"
thats funnier than my joke !  I remember this one from primary school | |
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