He tied the dog under the shade
of a tree and went in to the bar for a cold beer.

About 20 minutes later a policeman came into the
bar and asked who owned the dog tied under the
tree. The red-neck said that it was his. The
policeman said "Your dog seems to be in heat."
The redneck replies, "No way dog's in heat--she's
cool cause I got 'er tied under the shade of the
tree."

The policeman says, "No! You don't understand--
your dog needs to be bred. "No way," the redneck
says, "dog don't need bread, she's not hungry,
cause I fed her beef jerky this mornin"

Now the policeman gets mad and yells out; "NO!
You don't seem to understand. Your dog wants to
have sex!"

The redneck looks at him and says, "Go ahead. I
always wanted a police dog!"

I really enjoy your joke threads.

I demand you reveal where you're getting these brilliant jokes!