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A Red-Neck Came Into Town With His Dog He tied the dog under the shade
of a tree and went in to the bar for a cold beer. About 20 minutes later a policeman came into the bar and asked who owned the dog tied under the tree. The red-neck said that it was his. The policeman said "Your dog seems to be in heat." The redneck replies, "No way dog's in heat--she's cool cause I got 'er tied under the shade of the tree." The policeman says, "No! You don't understand-- your dog needs to be bred. "No way," the redneck says, "dog don't need bread, she's not hungry, cause I fed her beef jerky this mornin" Now the policeman gets mad and yells out; "NO! You don't seem to understand. Your dog wants to have sex!" The redneck looks at him and says, "Go ahead. I always wanted a police dog!" | |
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