What would you like to be put in Room101?

Tony Blair
Bush
Racism
Reality Tv
Junk mail
Michael Jackson
Terrorism

Where is this room?

What is this room?

CarrieMpls said:

'Room 101' is a tv programme in the UK where famous guests say what they hate, or things that piss them off and they would like to see put into room 101 - obliterated - and the presenter makes the choice whether to put it in or not.

MissMe said:

sky news
the guy off the halifax adverts
Norbit
War (don't know if tha'll fit tho')

Student posters



I cannot student posters. These kind of posters are in the bedrooms of complete wankers at university who think it is oh so funny to highlight how they drink so much and never actually study because they are so big and clever. The above is the most vile of the lot. Others include an alien smoking a spliff demanding that you 'take them to your dealer'.

Cake forks



Cake forks. I find it really poncy and pretentious to eat a cake with a fork. Just eat it up with your hands. Would you do the same with a sandwich which is similar in design?!

The shameful legacy of Bob Marley



I despise the shameful side of Bob Marley's legacy. I'm referring to those faux rastas who have never been to Africa to find their roots yet alone Jamaica and think Haile Selassie is a long distance runner. They're probably called Tom from Surrey who has got dreadlocks and listened to the 'Legend' album only. I was in Thailand on the island of Koh Samui where they had a 'Reggae Resteraunt'. Did it have a Jamaican resteraunt? Did it balls. Jerk chicken was a piece of chicken dipped in a cajun sauce. Don't get me wrong I like Bob Marley but hell Robert Nesta must be spinning in grave at times.

Bus Drivers



On the whole, a surly bunch of wankers. They seem to have a real chip on their shoulder because you've pained them to ask if the 42 goes down Rawlington Crescent whilst you look for change.

JDInteractive said:

Thank you for kickstarting this thread Jdinteractive (and Jami).
Do Americans not have the tv programme Room 101?

MissMe said:

Before the TV programme.

Room 101 is the room in Orwell’s "1984" where your worst nightmares are realised.

It is also the office number at the University of London where you submit your final PhD thesis. Some fucker thinks they have a sense of humour

PREDOMINANT said:

I know about Orwell's 1984. I just thought this programme would be better known.
Wait till the Americans grab the idea. It will be all PC and respectful.

My answers:


1 - Fake martinis

appletini, vodkatini, shiteini - there is only one and its fine as it is.


2 - Guys who where there trousers round their knees and think they look good. The only time your trousers should be round your knees is when you are taking a shit!



3 - Celebrity magazines. I can't stand this drivel. A photo of some poor bastard trying to enjoy their holiday with their shorts wrinkled another photo of a celebrity first thing in the morning looking "normal" People who buy this shite are either desperately sad or just plain nosy. Ban them and let the famous have their privacy.

PREDOMINANT said:

I nearly spat my tea out when I saw an advert for one of these magazines on TV last night. Some 'celebrity' has apparently been spotted with 'wonky boobs'.
[Edited 7/25/07 2:39am]

JDInteractive said:

Like I am going to be fondling them so why should I care - and all women have wonky boobs anyway!

4 - Animals with clothes on!

See thread!

PREDOMINANT said:

5 - People who say "Larte" for Latte. I can cope with the whole grass/grarss, path/parth, bath/barth thing because that is about a countries regional diversity and should be ebraced . But a latte is a latte, it's Italian and really is just "Milk". Better still, we should call it milky coffee but at least pronounce it correctly!

I blame starbucks.

6 - Starbucks

Umm, why is George W Bush not number one?

Heh, I know what to do now...

Resurrect Saddam and put him, UBL and Bush in there together Oh....with EWM!

JDInteractive said:

Good God, man, what kind of heathen are you? I can understand your aversion to dainty silverware, but at least get a chopstick or something.

Stax said:

Oh no no no! Cake is for the hands!

JDInteractive said:

everyone that is seeing Prince in London