some days are so much longer than others.....

* Run one lap around the office at top speed
* Groan out loud in the bathroom cubicle (at least one other 'no-player' must be in the bathroom at the time) then say, Geez, that burns!
* When they're not looking, pour most of someone's fresh cup of coffee into your mug leaving them with an inch of brew - this really appeals to me!
* Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you
* Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say "Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye"
* To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.
* When someone hands you a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper huskily "Mmmmm, that feels sooooo good!"
* Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, "Sorry, I really prefer it this way"
* In the middle of a meeting, suddenly shout out "Yahtzee!"
* Walk sideways to the photocopier.
* While riding an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors open.

* Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with double-barrelled fingers.
* Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask "Did you get all that, I don't want to have to repeat it"
* Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice)
* Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle (there must be a 'non-player' within sight).
* Shout random numbers while someone is counting.

jami0mckay said:

I like this one,

Post on the Org?

MissMe said:

Seriously! Too much today already - I need to work dammit!!

MissMe said:

that should be number one