PANDURITO said:

Oh I feel bad now since I wrote a jokey one for you and you wrote a nice one for me. Either way thank you very much! It's really good.

there once was a boy named kal
he and me became really good pals
along with theodore
we became emoticon whores
and :john: :bye:'d our way through town.



I quit.

There once was an orger named missme
Her posts did inspire and amuse
Her wit is as quick as electricity
And makes me smile when I have the blues

jami0mckay said:

Thank you, I am flattered, but don't limericks have 5 lines?

MissMe said:

I ran out of lunch hour

jami0mckay said:

What would that matter anyway, when you been posting all day?

MissMe said:

i needed more concentration for that one, other posts I can usually do whilst doing work

jami0mckay said:

I will wait for my REAL limerick then.

MissMe said:

jami0mckay said:

Good boy.

[Edited 7/25/07 6:30am]

go one give me a limerick and make sure its norty!!!!

There once was an orger called missme
As fine as a bottle of Chablis
She makes my day brighter
She ought to be a writer
When I was in Spain did you miss me ??

jami0mckay said:

I love them both, they are great. Wow, you are MORE than talented.

This limerick is about MissMe
Who never offered to kiss me
But I know that one day
There's a chance that she may
Or maybe she'll read this and kill me

ArielB said:

How about I do neither?

Thank you though.

This limerick thing is fun
But I really need to run
Because it's already ten
And I'm late again
To enjoy the beautiful sun

ArielB said:

It seems that I am still here
So maybe I'll just grab a beer
Enjoy some porn
Play with my horn
And no, I'm not yet a queer

ArielB said:

....still trying to figure out what rhymes with Retina
....it's really giving me a head-ache....ina.
Retina's the coolest.
I hope to meet him real soon....est.


I got nothing else that rhymes.

Much love to Retina!!!

M

JustErin, this is for you
I hope you read it, too
Since you said no
You've broken the flow
And you also smell like poo

ArielB said:

JustErin said:

There once was a boy named Ariel
read all of his posts, you can tell
he seems to be a bit of a clown
in real life probably a real man about town
he is alright in my book I think he's quite swell

There once was on orger named Jersey
ended up falling in love with a lovely lady
she turned his heart of stone to mush
tough guy image went a bust
Now whenever we talk he is nothing but sappy

purplesweat said:

i love it

Shanti and Mdiver
sitting in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G


Sorry, couldn't think of anything better

ArielB said:

did you see the one I wrote for you??

shanti0608 said:

yes, thank you You rock!

ArielB said:

TY