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Reply #90 posted 07/24/07 9:57pm

ZombieKitten

ArielB said:

ZombieKitten said:

Shalom my friend Ariel!
A toss-up - TWO girls called Mel
The blond or the red?
Which girl will you bed?
Hopefully it will all go well kiss2

I'm hoping to sleep with Mel
The blonde or the red, I can't tell
But whoever comes first
And gives me the most
To that girl, my heart I would sell.


falloff
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Reply #91 posted 07/24/07 10:36pm

NDRU

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Well, Zombie's a true bonnie lass
butt she won't be grabbin' me ass
She can't open wide
but she's let me inside
and filled up my heart of glass
[Edited 7/24/07 22:42pm]
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Reply #92 posted 07/24/07 10:46pm

ZombieKitten

NDRU said:

Well, Zombie's a true bonnie lass
butt she won't be grabbin' me ass
She can't open wide
but she's let me inside
and filled up my heart of glass


aaawww mushy
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Reply #93 posted 07/24/07 11:59pm

jami0mckay

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ZombieKitten said:

Missme! Missme! You came back - hooray!
Was it because of that jami0mckay?
who went to spain
then back he came
To find you've returned here to stay woot!



lol lol lol
It's a mess, ain't it, sheriff?
If it ain't, it'll do till the mess gets here
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Reply #94 posted 07/24/07 11:59pm

Teacher

retina said:

There once was an orger named Teach
I only knew her through what she would preach
But her touching tale
of the effects of ale
made me want to hug her tight like a leech

smile




Awwwww, how sweet! And it means even more coming from you. Thank you, this made my (so far very young) day hug
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Reply #95 posted 07/25/07 2:54am

MissMe

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ZombieKitten said:

Missme! Missme! You came back - hooray!
Was it because of that jami0mckay?
who went to spain
then back he came
To find you've returned here to stay woot!



falloff It sounds like young love.
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
Don Marquis (1878 - 1937)
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Reply #96 posted 07/25/07 3:05am

jami0mckay

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MissMe said:

ZombieKitten said:

Missme! Missme! You came back - hooray!
Was it because of that jami0mckay?
who went to spain
then back he came
To find you've returned here to stay woot!



falloff It sounds like young love.

lol

It's a mess, ain't it, sheriff?
If it ain't, it'll do till the mess gets here
OWB
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Reply #97 posted 07/25/07 3:06am

ZombieKitten

jami0mckay said:

MissMe said:




falloff It sounds like young love.

lol



now you write one! razz
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Reply #98 posted 07/25/07 3:07am

MissMe

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jami0mckay said:

MissMe said:




falloff It sounds like young love.

lol




Cute! hug
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
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Reply #99 posted 07/25/07 3:07am

jami0mckay

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ZombieKitten said:

jami0mckay said:


lol



now you write one! razz


ok but gimme a few hours, I was at work till half five just thinking of a rhyme for Anx last night
lol
It's a mess, ain't it, sheriff?
If it ain't, it'll do till the mess gets here
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Reply #100 posted 07/25/07 3:08am

MissMe

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ZombieKitten said:

jami0mckay said:


lol



now you write one! razz



I was waiting for his holiday snaps. wink
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
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Reply #101 posted 07/25/07 3:11am

MissMe

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jami0mckay said:

ZombieKitten said:



now you write one! razz


ok but gimme a few hours, I was at work till half five just thinking of a rhyme for Anx last night
lol



Thanx, wanks, banks?
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
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Reply #102 posted 07/25/07 3:11am

jami0mckay

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MissMe said:

ZombieKitten said:



now you write one! razz



I was waiting for his holiday snaps. wink


as soon as I've finished visiting relatives and handing out duty frees I will put some up
smile

It's a mess, ain't it, sheriff?
If it ain't, it'll do till the mess gets here
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Reply #103 posted 07/25/07 3:12am

MissMe

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jami0mckay said:

MissMe said:




I was waiting for his holiday snaps. wink


as soon as I've finished visiting relatives and handing out duty frees I will put some up
smile




I have helped you with some words, see post above. Now get cracking young man!
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
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Reply #104 posted 07/25/07 3:12am

jami0mckay

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MissMe said:

jami0mckay said:



ok but gimme a few hours, I was at work till half five just thinking of a rhyme for Anx last night
lol



Thanx, wanks, banks?


isn't that the name of a sperm donor place?
smile
It's a mess, ain't it, sheriff?
If it ain't, it'll do till the mess gets here
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Reply #105 posted 07/25/07 3:14am

ZombieKitten

jami0mckay said:

MissMe said:




Thanx, wanks, banks?


isn't that the name of a sperm donor place?
smile


no that is the wanks, thanks! banks
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Reply #106 posted 07/25/07 3:14am

MissMe

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ZombieKitten said:

jami0mckay said:



isn't that the name of a sperm donor place?
smile


no that is the wanks, thanks! banks



falloff

I can't wait to see Anx's limerick now.
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
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Reply #107 posted 07/25/07 3:15am

jami0mckay

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ZombieKitten said:

jami0mckay said:



isn't that the name of a sperm donor place?
smile


no that is the wanks, thanks! banks



It's a mess, ain't it, sheriff?
If it ain't, it'll do till the mess gets here
OWB
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Reply #108 posted 07/25/07 3:44am

shanti0608

Lothan said:

shanti0608 said:

There once was a lady name Lothan
infectious laugh and beautiful smile
she is a gem that I have wanted to meet for a while
gotta love her in P&R for being outspoken
loves us all on the org no matter woman or man


shrug

I tried....
[Edited 7/24/07 17:41pm]
mushy

I love it.



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Reply #109 posted 07/25/07 3:53am

PREDOMINANT

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There once was a girl name of Shanti
With gossip abound 'bout her panties
It was nowt but false rumours
All I saw were large bloomers
Much the same as my dear old aunties

pout

wink
Happy is he who finds out the causes for things.Virgil (70-19 BC). Virgil was such a lying bastard!
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Reply #110 posted 07/25/07 3:56am

shanti0608

PREDOMINANT said:

There once was a girl name of Shanti
With gossip abound 'bout her panties
It was nowt but false rumours
All I saw were large bloomers
Much the same as my dear old aunties

pout

wink


falloff

giggle

I knew you could see down through your glass floor mad
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Reply #111 posted 07/25/07 3:56am

PANDURITO

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retina said:

There once was an orger named Pandy
who fancied himself quite the dandy
But his huge cabezón
made the chicks be gone
despite all his bribes with candy

razz

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Reply #112 posted 07/25/07 3:57am

PREDOMINANT

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shanti0608 said:

PREDOMINANT said:

There once was a girl name of Shanti
With gossip abound 'bout her panties
It was nowt but false rumours
All I saw were large bloomers
Much the same as my dear old aunties

pout

wink


falloff

giggle

I knew you could see down through your glass floor mad


lol
Happy is he who finds out the causes for things.Virgil (70-19 BC). Virgil was such a lying bastard!
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Reply #113 posted 07/25/07 4:10am

shanti0608

PREDOMINANT said:

shanti0608 said:



falloff

giggle

I knew you could see down through your glass floor mad


lol



Next time I am bring a nice big piece of cardboard... cool
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Reply #114 posted 07/25/07 4:25am

PANDURITO

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retina is the kind of fellow
who's always nice and mellow
I can't further expand sad
Oh yes! biggrin He's from a land
whose flag is blue and yellow
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Reply #115 posted 07/25/07 4:26am

PREDOMINANT

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PANDURITO said:

retina is the kind of fellow
who's always nice and mellow
I can't further expand sad
Oh yes! biggrin He's from a land
whose flag is blue and yellow


I like thumbs up!
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Reply #116 posted 07/25/07 4:46am

retina

ZombieKitten said:

ZombieKitten said:



Me and my friend were just sitting there
when real soon I came to be bettin' her
that hot guy we saw
who walked in the door
was the orger who calls himself retina


another one!

there once was an orger called Peter
who liked this burlesque chick called Dita
when she does her dance
if he had the chance
I bet he would love just to meet her razz


falloff These are awesome, thank you so much. Two of them just for me. kiss2 touched

And yes, I wouldn't mind meeting Dita at all. lurking
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Reply #117 posted 07/25/07 4:47am

retina

Fauxie said:

retina said:

There once was an orger named Fauxie
whose threads were cliquish and showy
We thought he was gone
but apparently Mon
let him back to this site not for Bowie

I know the last line is kind of convoluted but hey - you come up with something better that rhymes with Fauxie. lol


lol


Glad to have you back. thumbs up!
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Reply #118 posted 07/25/07 4:47am

ZombieKitten

retina said:

ZombieKitten said:



another one!

there once was an orger called Peter
who liked this burlesque chick called Dita
when she does her dance
if he had the chance
I bet he would love just to meet her razz


falloff These are awesome, thank you so much. Two of them just for me. kiss2 touched

And yes, I wouldn't mind meeting Dita at all. lurking


you're welcome mr.green
razz
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Reply #119 posted 07/25/07 4:47am

retina

Teacher said:

retina said:

There once was an orger named Teach
I only knew her through what she would preach
But her touching tale
of the effects of ale
made me want to hug her tight like a leech

smile




Awwwww, how sweet! And it means even more coming from you. Thank you, this made my (so far very young) day hug


hug big grin
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