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Reply #60 posted 07/24/07 1:05pm

JediTodd

retina said:

There once was an orger named Todd
The Jedi is truly his god
He's an incredible geek
even more so than Cheek
but we like him and owe him a nod

smile

woot!


bow
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Reply #61 posted 07/24/07 1:13pm

Lothan

What the hell? lol
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Reply #62 posted 07/24/07 1:24pm

MIGUELGOMEZ

retina said:

There once was an orger Miguel
They say he is hotter than hell
So if I was gay
I wouldn't say nay
to this Mexican caramel

smile



Love it!!!!! Heehee!!!
Damn-it!! What rhymes with Retina!!!!!


M
MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits"
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Reply #63 posted 07/24/07 1:25pm

CarrieMpls

Ex-Moderator

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retina said:

CarrieMpls said:



omfg

redface




giggle


Is that a "yes, you may"? batting eyes
[Edited 7/24/07 11:39am]


Well, it's more of a

omfg

redface




giggle


But I'll leave that open to your interpretation anyway. wink
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Reply #64 posted 07/24/07 1:26pm

retina

MIGUELGOMEZ said:



Love it!!!!! Heehee!!!


Cool, I'm glad. lol

Damn-it!! What rhymes with Retina!!!!!


falloff Yeah there's a challenge for you...
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Reply #65 posted 07/24/07 1:27pm

retina

CarrieMpls said:


But I'll leave that open to your interpretation anyway. wink


You'll regret you said that. batting eyes
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Reply #66 posted 07/24/07 5:00pm

ZombieKitten

retina said:

There once was an orger named Kitten
who's much less zombie than mitten
for real warmth and fuzz
are what she mostly does
convey through words that are written

smile


kiss2 boff I mean hug
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Reply #67 posted 07/24/07 5:05pm

shanti0608

Mars23 said:

There once was an orger Mdiver
a knee dragging motorbike rider
I think he dates Shanti
seen on here in panties
is his ride just so smooth or a grinder?


eek

boxed

booty!

biggrin
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Reply #68 posted 07/24/07 5:32pm

shanti0608

There once was a lady name Lothan
infectious laugh and beautiful smile
she is a gem that I have wanted to meet for a while
gotta love her in P&R for being outspoken
loves us all on the org no matter woman or man


shrug

I tried....
[Edited 7/24/07 17:41pm]
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Reply #69 posted 07/24/07 5:53pm

retina

ZombieKitten said:

retina said:

There once was an orger named Kitten
who's much less zombie than mitten
for real warmth and fuzz
are what she mostly does
convey through words that are written

smile


kiss2 boff I mean hug


wink
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Reply #70 posted 07/24/07 5:54pm

retina

There once was an orger named emm
- a real undiscovered gem
Her posts full of care
and her heart laid bare
Those who miss it, who cares about them
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Reply #71 posted 07/24/07 6:04pm

retina

There once was an orger named Pandy
who fancied himself quite the dandy
But his huge cabezón
made the chicks be gone
despite all his bribes with candy

razz
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Reply #72 posted 07/24/07 6:04pm

ZombieKitten

falloff !!!
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Reply #73 posted 07/24/07 6:13pm

retina

There once was an orger named stide
First name Lamma unless he lied
He's an expatriate yank
with lots of "think" in his tank
If a lady, he could be my bride

razz
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Reply #74 posted 07/24/07 6:26pm

Lammastide

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retina said:

There once was an orger named stide
First name Lamma unless he lied
He's an expatriate yank
with lots of "think" in his tank
If a lady, he could be my bride

razz

lolclapping

If I were quicker, I'd throw one together about you! I'm afraid mine would be awful, though.
Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ
πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν
τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.”
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Reply #75 posted 07/24/07 6:39pm

retina

There once was an orger named Dani
In the future she might be a granny
Her teeth in a glass
she’ll still make a pass
at the grandkids’ latest male nanny

smile
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Reply #76 posted 07/24/07 7:36pm

ZombieKitten

retina said:

ZombieKitten said:



kiss2 boff I mean hug


wink


Me and my friend were just sitting there
when real soon I came to be bettin' her
that hot guy we saw
who walked in the door
was the orger who calls himself retina
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Reply #77 posted 07/24/07 7:44pm

Lothan

shanti0608 said:

There once was a lady name Lothan
infectious laugh and beautiful smile
she is a gem that I have wanted to meet for a while
gotta love her in P&R for being outspoken
loves us all on the org no matter woman or man


shrug

I tried....
[Edited 7/24/07 17:41pm]
mushy

I love it.
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Reply #78 posted 07/24/07 7:58pm

ZombieKitten

ZombieKitten said:

retina said:



wink


Me and my friend were just sitting there
when real soon I came to be bettin' her
that hot guy we saw
who walked in the door
was the orger who calls himself retina


another one!

there once was an orger called Peter
who liked this burlesque chick called Dita
when she does her dance
if he had the chance
I bet he would love just to meet her razz
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Reply #79 posted 07/24/07 8:00pm

ZombieKitten

An orger that isn't so new here
is one who I like to calle "dewie"
he isn't so cruel rolleyes
in fact he's quite cool!
but he won't eat meat 'cause it's chewy nana
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Reply #80 posted 07/24/07 8:21pm

ZombieKitten

When I first heard of N.D.R.U.
I didn't realise one should say "Andrew"! duh
He plays the guitar
but he lives way too far
to come over to my barbeque sad
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Reply #81 posted 07/24/07 8:34pm

ZombieKitten

Missme! Missme! You came back - hooray!
Was it because of that jami0mckay?
who went to spain
then back he came
To find you've returned here to stay woot!
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Reply #82 posted 07/24/07 8:39pm

ZombieKitten

prb and chilli, those sassy taswegians
came to the org to pledge their allegiance
to the short purple guy
who really should try
to write a few songs for the childrens!
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Reply #83 posted 07/24/07 8:53pm

Fauxie

retina said:

There once was an orger named Fauxie
whose threads were cliquish and showy
We thought he was gone
but apparently Mon
let him back to this site not for Bowie

I know the last line is kind of convoluted but hey - you come up with something better that rhymes with Fauxie. lol


lol
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Reply #84 posted 07/24/07 8:53pm

ZombieKitten

That ocean, she lives up the Coast
A nice place to be for the most
she likes her chair chair
and her white underwear
and the org unto which she can post
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Reply #85 posted 07/24/07 9:00pm

ZombieKitten

Fauxie said:

retina said:

There once was an orger named Fauxie
whose threads were cliquish and showy
We thought he was gone
but apparently Mon
let him back to this site not for Bowie

I know the last line is kind of convoluted but hey - you come up with something better that rhymes with Fauxie. lol


lol


Fauxie, Fauxie, that Thai flavoured Brit
Has come a long way from being a git
unlike some that read
and scratch their head
when they don't get his acerbic wit
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Reply #86 posted 07/24/07 9:21pm

Fauxie

These are great guys! smile

Keep 'em coming.

I have to get going now as I'm off to Penang first thing tomorrow and will be back on Friday night. Take care all wave
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Reply #87 posted 07/24/07 9:23pm

Mach

Fauxie said:

These are great guys! smile

Keep 'em coming.

I have to get going now as I'm off to Penang first thing tomorrow and will be back on Friday night. Take care all wave


Safe journey rose
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Reply #88 posted 07/24/07 9:35pm

ZombieKitten

Shalom my friend Ariel!
A toss-up - TWO girls called Mel
The blond or the red?
Which girl will you bed?
Hopefully it will all go well kiss2
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Reply #89 posted 07/24/07 9:56pm

ArielB

ZombieKitten said:

Shalom my friend Ariel!
A toss-up - TWO girls called Mel
The blond or the red?
Which girl will you bed?
Hopefully it will all go well kiss2

I'm hoping to sleep with Mel
The blonde or the red, I can't tell
But whoever comes first
And gives me the most
To that girl, my heart I would sell.
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