There once was an orger Mdiver
a knee dragging motorbike rider
I think he dates Shanti
seen on here in panties
is his ride just so smooth or a grinder?

Nice!



Ok, I'm finally off to bed after saying I'd go an hour ago. Keep them coming!

Or don't.

wow these are so funny lol

SaraWright10 said:

They are something right?

there was a man with a big butt
he was the biggest idiot
he was always off time
the 2 to the nine
and he sported a big bloated gut

shausler said:

There once was an Orger named shaus
Who let Indian food fall from his mouth.
His slobby ways
Left me in a daze
So I ran over him with my tractor.

2the9s said:

dont quit the ol day job chumely

@ this whole thread

There once was an orger named Fauxie
whose threads were cliquish and showy
We thought he was gone
but apparently Mon
let him back to this site not for Bowie

I know the last line is kind of convoluted but hey - you come up with something better that rhymes with Fauxie.

There once was an orger named Mipples
Her modding sent shockwaves and ripples
Though I might get hit
I have to admit
that I'd love to feel up her nipples

Fauxie said:

I love this one

Mars23 said:

And in answer...it depends on her mood

Fauxie said:

So perfect

There once was an orger Miguel
They say he is hotter than hell
So if I was gay
I wouldn't say nay
to this Mexican caramel

There once was an orger named Erin
who seemed like she never was carin'
but we who know better
without having met her
love her and won't be sharin'

retina said:

Awww.....

JustErin said:

You think you just want to abuse but the nice words will be stored in the back of your brain and then when you're 75 they'll suddenly kick in and you'll be like "hey, some people really liked me back then!".

retina said:

Um...um...I'm so confused.

Quick, choke me.

JustErin said:

Not outside the bedroom. Out here you'll have to put up with kindness. Sorry.

There once was an orger named Kitten
who's much less zombie than mitten
for real warmth and fuzz
are what she mostly does
convey through words that are written

There once was an orger named Teach
I only knew her through what she would preach
But her touching tale
of the effects of ale
made me want to hug her tight like a leech

There once was an orger named Todd
The Jedi is truly his god
He's an incredible geek
even more so than Cheek
but we like him and owe him a nod

There once was an orger named Minnie
who's curvy and also skinny
Her fabulous dance
put us all in a trance
much more than Laura Linney.

retina said:

Wow thanks!

Who's Laura Linney though?

minneapolisgenius said:

She's the only nice-looking person whose name rhymed with yours.

retina said:

retina said:

Ok I recognize her actually.

Thanks again though.

CarrieMpls said:

Is that a "yes, you may"?
[Edited 7/24/07 11:39am]

minneapolisgenius said:

No problem.