I'll start you off...

There once lived the orger JustErin,
A shampoo ad she could have her hair in,
If it weren't for my wife
I would spent all my life
Dreaming 'bout how her ass I'd be tearin'



Goodnight

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[Edited 7/24/07 8:34am]

There once was a cat named Phil
who liked to take lots of pills
one day he slipped like a clums
because of his slums
and now he is stuck with the bill

Ok... one more

There once lived the orger MissMe,
Who amazed with prolificacy.
I haven't seen her pic
So she could have a dick
But she posted so it's ok with me!

There once lived an orger named Jess,
Who found love at the org with her chest.
Sure she's got so much more,
She's no mere photowhore,
But in truth it's what she's known for best.

There once was a chick named Jess
who liked to iron and press
one day she left soon
because she's a loon
and now she is stuck with the dress

Ok, taking the incorrect pronunciation of the name for this one...

There once lived an orger named Mach,
From her pics she displayed a nice rack,
You can hate, say she's old,
But hear me when you're told,
That those hippies are great in the sack.

Mach said:

The once was a gal from Norway
Who hung by her feet from the doorway
Which worked out quite swell
Cause if you rang her bell
It actually turned out to be foreplay

All those were great! Such talent on the org!

There once was an orger named fauxie
who used to live in a little brown box-ie
one day he escaped
by knitting a cape
and now he lives in East Toxley

Fauxie said:

I love you

no one better start calling me Mack now

Fauxie said:

Mach said:

I love it

There once was a girl from down under
When she fucked it sounded like thunder
She said Hey there Mate
Why masterbate
Oh Look at your dick it's no wonder

There once was a juicy org rumour
That said Fauxie was a late bloomer
He is an odd bloke
but gives one hell of a choke
So this orger tolerates his "humour"



I'm not so good at this.

Ok I am done now

Fauxie said:

I can assure you I have no dick.

There once lived the orger mdiver,
From this cheap dig I'll try to contrive a
Way to say he's a nancy,
In leathers so fancy,
With less hormones than a car driver.

there once was a mod named anx
who liked to read posts in his pants
whilst posting in a bar
he saw imagos avatar
now anx has stopped reading in his pants

JustErin said:

Yeah, not even org-wise.

The was a young lady named Mach
Who loved frolicking naked out back
In the woods she would play
With nature all day
Giving not taking’s a nack

Fauxie said:

I just wanted to make mine a little different with not so commonly used words.

Fauxie said:

We've got flow issues. I like the concept, boobie poems are nice but take some artistic license with words so it flows:

There once was an orger named mach
who's photos showed a nice rack
you can hate, say she's old
but hear me when told
those hippies are great in the sack.

There once lived an orger named Karma,
Who turned football practice to high drama.
Just don't joke 'give me twenty'
You'll get orgnotes a plenty,
From this guitar-playin' Asian charmer.

Mars23 said:

Yours fits the basic format better, but mine fits too if said correctly.

JustErin said:

Oh, I liked it. It just wasn't very good.

I especially like the 'tolerates' bit.

Mach said:

There once lived great Mars23
'Limericks' was his masters degree
But for all of his flair
His efforts were where?
Put the goat down and please let us see.