Last name: _____

First name: (Check appropriate box)
(_) Billy-Bob
(_) Billy-Joe
(_) Billy-Ray
(_) Billy-Sue
(_) Billy-Mae
(_) Billy-Jack

What does everyone call you?
(_) Booger
(_) Bubba
(_) Junior
(_) Sissy
(_) Other _____

Age: ____ (if unsure, guess) _____ Not sure

Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right

Occupation: (Check appropriate box)
(_) Farmer
(_) Mechanic
(_) Hair Dresser
(_) Unemployed
(_) Dirty Politician
(_) Preacher

Spouse's Name: _____
2nd Spouse's Name: _____
3rd Spouse's Name: _____
Lover's Name: _____

Relationship with spouse: (Check appropriate box)
(_) Sister
(_) Brother
(_) Aunt
(_) Uncle
(_) Cousin
(_) Mother
(_) Father
(_) Son
(_) Daughter
(_) Pet

Number of children living in household: _____
Number of children living in shed: _____
Number that are yours: _____

Mother's Name: _____(If not sure, leave blank)
Father's Name: _____(If not sure, leave blank)

Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)

Total number of vehicles you own: ___
Number of vehicles that still crank: ___
Number of vehicles in front yard: ___
Number of vehicles in back yard: ___
Number of vehicles on cement blocks: ___

Number of firearms you own and where you keep them:
____ truck
____ bedroom
____ bathroom
____ kitchen
____ shed

Model and year of your pickup: 196__

Do you have a gun rack?: ___
If no, please explain: _____

Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
(_) The National Enquirer
(_) The Globe
(_) TV Guide
(_) Soap Opera Digest
(_) Rifle and Shotgun

Number of times you've seen a UFO:_____

Number of times in the last 5 years you've seen Elvis:_____

Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO:_____

How often do you bathe:
(_) Weekly
(_) Monthly
(_) Not Applicable

Colour of eyes:
Right_____ left_____

Colour of hair:
(_) Blond
(_) Black
(_) Red
(_) Brown
(_) White
(_) Clairol

Colour of teeth:
(_) Yellow
(_) Brownish-Yellow
(_) Brown
(_) Black
(_) N/A

Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
(_) Red-Man

How far is your home from a paved road?:
(_) 1 mile
(_) 2 miles
(_) Just a whoop-and-a-holler!
(_) road?



Seriously though, why DO people go on this show?
I wouldn't even for a million pounds.
Do you know anyone who has been on the show?

Thank God the answer is no for me.



My cousin and her husband were on the Cristina show though. The show was about people that got married after only knowing each other for a short time. They got married after a month of first meeting each other. They have been married for about 15 years now
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jess555ja said:

That isn't bad though. No big secrets or surprises there.

But why do people go on JS?

jess555ja said:

OMG I watch Cristina all the time How long ago were they on there?

I dont know anyone that has been on a show and I myself would never bee on these shows either.

veronikka said:

I can't remember when exactly, but I remember watching it. It must have been at least 10 years ago.

MissMe said:

I really have no idea. I would be incredibly embarrassed to be on that show

MissMe said:

Do they pay them maybe??? and aren't most of the people who are on these shows actors, I know that on some of the spanish talk shows the poeple are.

veronikka said:

They have got to pay them. Probably in beer or something like that.

MissMe said:

I think they get paid in KFC buckets



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MissMe said:

CHIC0 said:

MissMe said:

A couple friends of mine went on the show long ago. It was when it only had a bit of a cult following, before it really hit big and got over-the-top trashy. They made up the whole story, that the two of them (a guy and a girl) were fighting over the same man. They picked out some random guy/mere aquaintance at a clothing store that they thought was cute. He was not amused.
But they enjoyed their free trip to Chicago (or wherever it was being filmed then) and charged all sorts of good stuff to room service.

Way back in the distant past ohh so long ago ...I was there in the audience that was waaay before it started to get redickulous