i'd say buy a mid sized dildo and get practicing

Imago said:

whore

IstenSzek said:

.....or so I've been told.....

reneGade20 said:

i guess



it's probably a good idea to practice a bit on your own
whilst being totally relaxed and being able to stop any
time you want etc without being pressured or being in
any way anxious since it's with someone else

or so i've heard

IstenSzek said:

that makes much sense....

.....if that's a person's cup of tea.....in this case, I'm the generous one....I'm such the giver.....

Oh what I'd give to be in your "spot" again! Good times, good times, good times!!!

shanti0608 said:

I don't get that either.

Teacher said:

Neither do I

Serious said:

Me neither

Are you really serious?

MissMe said:

I don't really know. I am serious about considering gay marriage for a visa, but I don't think I'm ready to convert. I'd probably end up just having no relationship at all.

Imago said:

ArielB said:

I can kind of understand that, yet I can't. You'd turn gay for a visa? You start off saying you're serious about considering gay marriage for a visa. Ok, kind of understandable, though a bit extreme. But then you talk about converting and a relationship.

Fauxie said:

This is sounds really really weird. Becoming gay for convenience sake?!

i dont think it is weird at all, desperate times call for desperate meausures..

good luck ariel, and i think the key is get drunk, very very drunk, then even if it hurts, you wont remember..

eraclito said:

I'm sure there's simpler other ways and means.
[Edited 7/24/07 6:35am]

JDInteractive said:

maybe if he is lucky he will find a bottom and he can do the fucking.

that aint so bad nor painful...

JDInteractive said:

Totally. And prostituting oneself to an extent.

eraclito said:

@ this thread.
Spooning helps. Also, you being on top, so that you can control how much of the other guy goes into you. Remember to relax and use lots of lube. You can control your ass muscles, it just takes practice.
Now If you're getting fisted, I can't help you there. Sowwie. But yeah, He's not gonna slide right in the first time.

JDInteractive said:

Bank statements, a solid job to go to, a letter from employer, financial sponsor etc.

I'm not just being unsympathetic, Ariel. It's obviously a very difficult visa situation or you wouldn't be considering something so extreme.

You could find a gay impotent man who will marry you.

Fauxie said:

Oh to hell. He could sell his organs too.

Ok, I don't want to just belittle this whole thing, as absurd as honestly I think it is, but couldn't you find a female for just the same purpose - a relationship of convenience to get a visa? I bet there's many a fugly heffa in Yahoo chat that'd jump at the chance of getting some Ariel for just a little money down and a whole lot of paperwork.

Seriously, Ariel, is this all worth it? There must be other options.

2ndRevolution said:

.....OUCH!!!! Crice, I'd have to find another way to get a visa if it came to that.....

Fauxie said:

My sentiments exactly.

oh and, newsflash, not every gay relationship included fucking or being fucked



i for one am perfectly happy in relationships where fucking is a non issue

IstenSzek said:

So what do you do all day? Sew and arrange flowers?