IF YOU LOVE AND APPRECIATE PEN0R(whether it be yours or someone else's) Show some LURVE!!!
http://img.photobucket.co...1185144144

[Please link to NSFW images - CarrieMpls]


**THE PENIS SONG!!!**
(from the sweetest thing)
http://www.youtube.com/wa...ed&search=
come on bitches, show some love...

A little poem...
The Joy Of Having A Dick

I'll tell you a short poem; I'll try to make it quick. The subject is quite simple: The joy of having a dick.

Penises are super things; You ladies should be jealous. An organ surrounded by sensitive skin. That's smooth and rarely hairless

It starts to grow dramatically, When you're about thirteen. Your testicles on either side; Your willy in between.

It dangles neatly down below; Soft, obedient and loyal. At the slightest hint of lust, It's ready to uncoil.

It often has a mind all of its own; It's like a wild untamed beast. It squirms and writhes and stretches out; When you expect it least.

Sometimes, yes, it misbehaves; Erecting when it shouldn't. A bumpy train ride sets it off; Just when you wish it wouldn't.

And during the summer, wearing little, sunning on the beach. The slightest sight of shaking boobs Makes it squirm just like a leech.

Handle it with love and care; For it can give great pleasure. Has it grown since last weekend? And when did you last measure?

Some people fret about its size; They give it lots of thought. Is seven inches long enough? It makes guys quite distraught.

They peek across in urinals, To compare and try to see But if another glances back at them. There's no way they can pee.

Masturbating is a sin; That's what some folk believe. But those are just old wives' tales; Cuz it really can relieve.

Without this fabulous organ, No shag would be complete. Lesbians will try their best; But must admit defeat.

It has to main bodily functions I'm sure you'll all agree. To start a whole new life and of course� daily to pee

But I think the thing that's marvellous; About that one eyed brute. Is that when its trying to procreate, It knows which fluid to shoot

And always it remains with you; Until you're old and frail. Don't take it out in public though, or you'll be thrown in jail.

And so to summarise I'd say with certainty, that every male loves his little friend But girls, no matter what we do, Please don't fold, spindle mutilate and NEVER NEVER Bend!!!
[Edited 7/22/07 15:45pm]

WTF is it? Porn?

jess555ja said:

JDInteractive said:

Shaddap, already. Damn!

MissMe said:

Whatever, it looks a bit daft to me. Very unsubtle and unsexy.

that pic always cracks me up

Ladies, ladies, ladies...
You guys are not appreciating...

I think that pic ruined my love of dick.

JustErin said:

Maybe you just don't like soft ones.

why are there more chicks in here than men
Unless there's something we don't know about the "women" of the org

JustErin said:

JustErin said:

Finally I have a chance

i love penii! up with penises!

cborgman said:

My thread is dying...maybe I should post pictures of some of favorite ones.
Oh, I could just give you guys the link to my blog...with pics and videos...








So anybody wanna see Stu's dick?

2ndRevolution said:

why not? link me.