We have multiple orgasms

Ok, here are some more

We can wear guys clothes. If they wear ours, they get funny looks.

Our friends dont say hello to us by punching us on the arm.

Yea- PMS sucks. But at least we have a good excuse to chow down on chocolate for a week.

If we're on a really big ship that happens to hit an iceberg, we'll probably get first dibs on a lifeboat.

We get the bigger apartment on Friends.

Girl talk. You know, how we just understand each other without having to explain stuff.

We never have to stand at a urinal and have other girls stare at us.

Dark circles under the eyes? A hickey? We can just cover them up with a little concealer. ( how do guys live without that stuff?)

We dont have to shave our faces.

We can jump around a lot and shake our hair and it looks like we know how to dance.

We get yummy chocolates and flowers from guys

We dont have to dowse our food in Tabasco sauce just to look tough

That whole circumcision thing!

When we get married we get to keep our own name or choose one that we like even better.

We dont have to deal with sideburns. Whats up with those anyway?

At least one girl always survives in horror flicks.

We never have to wear tighty-whities (or jock straps!)

Even if we are ugly we have make-up to fix it!

We can take stuffed animals to bed no matter how old we are

We dont have to wear tuxedos to the prom.

Nose hair, ear hair, back hair- so not a problem for us.

SLUMBER PARTIES! Guys just dont know how much fun those are.

We dont have to worry about getting hurt, um, down there


We dont feel the need to slap our teammates butt when she makes a good play.

Nobody makes fun of us for liking Backstreet Boys or N'sync. Well almost nobody

Pick up lines. They're not something we need to practice

We can get away with wearing platform shoes without looking goofy.

We give really really good advice

On t.v. shows we're always the ones that have coolest supernatural powers.

We can put cotton balls between our toes, paint our nails, and not feel the least bit silly.

The coolest, sweetest songs and poems have been writen about us

We dont have to sit on our wallets

And our wallets have a place for change

Its entirely possible that we will marry Ben Affleck some day.

Our lives do not revolve around ESPN Sports Center

We can wear dresses without getting really weird looks from people

Its not required that we learn how to spit when we are young

We are called tomboys, Boys are called girlie

We have nicer handwriting than guys. Well its true


Female pro athletes arent overpaid egomaniacs (yet)

Girls with guy first names (like Joey) sound cool, but it doesnt work the other way around.

We look great in tank tops.
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MissMe said:

Ill settle for being a guy

MissMe said:

So can men.

we give life and can feed life

MissMe said:

Oh yeah, I took care of that last night.. I bet I looked awesome..

MissMe said:

You forgot to mention that women are NEVER wrong. When they look like they gonna lose the argument they can change the subject or "I never said that!"

grrr

There are also good reasons why it is even better to be a guy!

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
Movie nudity is virtually all female.
A five-day vacation only requires 1 suitcase.
We don't have to monitor our friends sex lives.
Bathroom lines are 80 percent shorter.
We can open all our own jars.
Old friends don't give a crap whether we've lost or gained weight.
Dry cleaners and hair cutters don't rob us blind.
Our posterior is almost never a factor in job interviews.
Women may be multi-orgasmic, but so can men be and all our orgasms are real.
A beer gut doesn't make us invisible to the opposite sex.
We can talk freely about the foulest things with our mates... and laugh!
We don't have to lug a bag full of useful stuff everywhere we go.
We can go to the bathroom without a support group.
When our work is criticized, we don't have to panic that everyone secretly hates us.
We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
We can be showered and ready to go in 10 minutes.
Sex means never worrying about our reputation.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be our friend.
We don't have to shave below our neck.
None of our coworkers have the power to make us cry.
We don't have to curl up next to a hairy ass every night.
If we're 34 and single, nobody even notices.
Everything on our face gets to stay its original color.
We can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
Flowers fix damn near everything.
We never have to worry about other people's feelings.
We get to think about sex 90 percent of your waking hours.
Three pairs of shoes is more than enough.
We can say anything ("Wow, do my balls hurt!") and not worry about what people will think.
We can whip our shirt off on a hot day, well so can women but it can lead to complications
We don't have to clean our house if the meter reader's coming by.
Car mechanics tell usthe truth.
We don't give a rat's ass if anyone notices our new haircut.
We can quietly watch a game with \our buddy for hours without ever thinking, 'He must be mad at me'.
The world is our urinal.
We never misconstrue innocuous statements to mean our lover's about to leave us.
Hot wax never comes near our pubic area.
One mood, all the time!
We can admire a movie star without starving ourselves to look like him.
We can sit with your knees apart no matter what you're wearing.
Same work.... more pay!
Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.
Wedding dress: $2,000; tuxedo rental; $75.
If we retain water, it's in a canteen.
The remote control is ours and ours alone.
People never glance at our chest when we're talking to them (with some exceptions of course).
We can drop by to see a friend without bringing a little gift.
Bachelor parties whomp ass over bridal showers.
If we don't call our buddy when we say we will, he won't think we've changed.
We can rationalize any behavior with the handy phrase, "Sod it".
If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, we just might become lifelong buddies.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
We never have to miss a sexual opportunity because we're not in the mood.
The idea of punting a small dog is funny.
If something mechanical doesn't work, we can bash it with a hammer or throw it across the room.
We don't have to remember everyone's birthdays and anniversaries.
Not liking a person doesn't preclude having great sex with them.
Our pals can be trusted never to trap us with: "So...notice anything different?"