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Reply #30 posted 07/23/07 11:50am

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I doubt men stare at you only because of your shoes either razz wink .

I was wearing flip flops today so I don't know if they were the reason for some men staring hmmm.


Wearing flip flops in public? disbelief


I just started doing so this year. It's a matter of which ones you wear and to what outfit. So I bought about 10 pairs in the last weeks boxed. I like them and I don't wear anything I don't really like cool .
With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A....
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Reply #31 posted 07/23/07 12:22pm

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The best things about being a bloke.....


Your arse is never a factor in a job interview. FALSE

Your orgasms are real. Always. FALSE

Your last name stays put. TRUE

The garage is all yours. FALSE

Wedding plans take care of themselves. FALSE

You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid. TRUE

Car mechanics tell you the truth. FALSE

You don't give a rat's arse if someone notices your new haircut. FALSE

Hot wax never comes near your pubic area. lol

Wrinkles add character. nod biggrin

A few well placed one night stands gain credibility, not leave you
tarnished. sad, but true...

You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments. TRUE

People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them. TRUE

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. wtf? shake

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. TRUE sad

Porn movies are designed with you in mind. TRUE

Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with "So, notice anything different?" TRUE

You can appreciate great sport. TRUE

You can throw a ball more than 5 feet. TRUE

One mood, ALL the damn time. ABSOLUTELY FALSE

A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase. TRUE

You can open all your own jars. TRUE

Dry cleaners and hairdressers don't rob you blind. TRUE

You can go to a public toilet without a support group. TRUE

You can leave a hotel bed unmade. FALSE

You can kill your own food. ? eek

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. blahblah

If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still
be your friend. ABSOLUTELY TRUE

If you are 30 and single, nobody notices. TRUE

You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat. TRUE

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. FALSE!

You don't have to clean your flat if the electricity meter reader is coming. TRUE

You can sit in silence watching a football game with your mate for
hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me." FALSE

You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little
gift. TRUE

If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends. TRUE!!!

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. TRUE

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. FALSE

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. TRUE!!

You don't have to shave below your neck. TRUE!

Your belly usually hides your big hips. Well, tell that to the fat ones...

One wallet and one pair of shoes, one colour, all seasons. FALSE!

You can "do" your nails with a pocket-knife. FALSE!!

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache. TRUE

Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December
24th, in 45 minutes. FALSE

Same job .... . more pay. ...true, sad, but true sad

The world is your urinal FALSE!!! no no no!hmph!

lol lol lol
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Reply #32 posted 07/23/07 12:45pm

sextonseven

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JoeTyler said:

MissMe said:

The best things about being a bloke.....


Your last name stays put. TRUE

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. TRUE sad


False and false. See my posts above. smile
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Reply #33 posted 07/23/07 12:46pm

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Serious said:

sextonseven said:



Wearing flip flops in public? disbelief


I just started doing so this year. It's a matter of which ones you wear and to what outfit. So I bought about 10 pairs in the last weeks boxed. I like them and I don't wear anything I don't really like cool .


Flip flops are like sweat pants for your feet--not fashionable. disbelief
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Reply #34 posted 07/23/07 1:04pm

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sextonseven said:

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Your last name stays put. TRUE

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. TRUE sad


False and false. See my posts above. smile


Ok....now i'd say FALSE and TRUE lol
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Reply #35 posted 07/23/07 1:25pm

Serious

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I just started doing so this year. It's a matter of which ones you wear and to what outfit. So I bought about 10 pairs in the last weeks boxed. I like them and I don't wear anything I don't really like cool .


Flip flops are like sweat pants for your feet--not fashionable. disbelief


To me they are razz lol . Did I mention that I started wearing them in Trinidad/Tobago wink .
With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A....
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Reply #36 posted 07/23/07 2:15pm

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False and false. See my posts above. smile


Ok....now i'd say FALSE and TRUE lol


I guess it's just me. The first pair of Doc Martens I bought took a long time to break in and would cause me so much pain. But I was determined to wear them. smile
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Reply #37 posted 07/23/07 2:17pm

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Serious said:

sextonseven said:



Flip flops are like sweat pants for your feet--not fashionable. disbelief


To me they are razz lol . Did I mention that I started wearing them in Trinidad/Tobago wink .


That's why I don't want to go back there. razz
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Reply #38 posted 07/23/07 2:23pm

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To me they are razz lol . Did I mention that I started wearing them in Trinidad/Tobago wink .


That's why I don't want to go back there. razz


What about a woman wearing flip flops to a tiny bathing suit on a beach?
With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A....
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Reply #39 posted 07/23/07 2:25pm

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Serious said:

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That's why I don't want to go back there. razz


What about a woman wearing flip flops to a tiny bathing suit on a beach?


lol

I will say at the beach or pool are the ONLY times flip flops are acceptable in public. All other times, please keep them in the privacy of your own home. Thank you.
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Reply #40 posted 07/23/07 2:32pm

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What about a woman wearing flip flops to a tiny bathing suit on a beach?


lol

I will say at the beach or pool are the ONLY times flip flops are acceptable in public. All other times, please keep them in the privacy of your own home. Thank you.

What's the use of wearing flip flops at home talk to the hand. You can wear your boots no matter how hot it might be, I wear my flip flops when I am not in the mood for shoes or boots cool .
With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A....
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Reply #41 posted 07/23/07 2:42pm

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Serious said:

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lol

I will say at the beach or pool are the ONLY times flip flops are acceptable in public. All other times, please keep them in the privacy of your own home. Thank you.

What's the use of wearing flip flops at home talk to the hand. You can wear your boots no matter how hot it might be, I wear my flip flops when I am not in the mood for shoes or boots cool .


So unfashionable. disbelief

My floors are cold so I need to wear them at home.
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Reply #42 posted 07/23/07 2:45pm

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sextonseven said:

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What's the use of wearing flip flops at home talk to the hand. You can wear your boots no matter how hot it might be, I wear my flip flops when I am not in the mood for shoes or boots cool .


So unfashionable. disbelief

My floors are cold so I need to wear them at home.


To me they are fashionable, otherwise I would never ever wear them nod.
I think you should find yourself something more your style to wear at home. Don't you hate it everytime you look down on you and see these things on your feet? lol
With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A....
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Reply #43 posted 07/23/07 4:09pm

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Serious said:

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So unfashionable. disbelief

My floors are cold so I need to wear them at home.


To me they are fashionable, otherwise I would never ever wear them nod.
I think you should find yourself something more your style to wear at home. Don't you hate it everytime you look down on you and see these things on your feet? lol


I only care what I look like when I leave my house. There are no dress rules at home. I can walk around nekkid if I want. razz
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Reply #44 posted 07/23/07 4:20pm

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To me they are fashionable, otherwise I would never ever wear them nod.
I think you should find yourself something more your style to wear at home. Don't you hate it everytime you look down on you and see these things on your feet? lol


I only care what I look like when I leave my house. There are no dress rules at home. I can walk around nekkid if I want. razz


Naked and flip flops, okay lol .
With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A....
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Reply #45 posted 07/23/07 6:17pm

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u can give a highfive 2 another male and don't have 2 worry about the other saying "ow that hurt"


That's so funny 'cos after the Yankees game on Saturday, one of the new players hit a home run and was giving the other players such vigorous high fives afterward that the lone female broadcaster for the Yankees asked him to give her one like she was on the team and when he did, she almost fell over!


hah! yeah i saw that. i think she went 2 the hospital and had bruises
man, he has such an amazing body of music that it's sad to see him constrict it down to the basics. he's too talented for the lineup he's doing. estelle 81
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