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Reply #30 posted 09/29/02 1:10pm

jnoel

Natsume said:

jnoel said:

I'm surprise that mighty Ian hasn't closed this thread yet

Why would he?
It became a bit "orwellian" here lately
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Reply #31 posted 09/29/02 1:12pm

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jnoel said:

Natsume said:

jnoel said:

I'm surprise that mighty Ian hasn't closed this thread yet

Why would he?
It became a bit "orwellian" here lately



To be on-topic, I like to masturbate in front of a telescreen... no need to hide like Winston did... just whip it out and beat that damned thing!
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Reply #32 posted 09/29/02 1:20pm

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IceNine said:

jnoel said:

Natsume said:

jnoel said:

I'm surprise that mighty Ian hasn't closed this thread yet

Why would he?
It became a bit "orwellian" here lately



To be on-topic, I like to masturbate in front of a telescreen... no need to hide like Winston did... just whip it out and beat that damned thing!


Yeah, but you remember what happened to Winston! You'd just get it a lot sooner.
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Reply #33 posted 09/29/02 1:22pm

jnoel

Winston? elaborate please (not Winston Churchill hehe)
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Reply #34 posted 09/29/02 1:25pm

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jnoel said:

Winston? elaborate please (not Winston Churchill hehe)


Winston...Main character in George Orwell's "1984"..

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Reply #35 posted 09/29/02 1:26pm

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jnoel said:

Winston? elaborate please (not Winston Churchill hehe)



Winston Smith from "1984" should have beaten it in front of a telescreen... that would have been good.
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Reply #36 posted 09/29/02 1:40pm

jnoel

Imagine ( I know I'm twisted) if instead of "Bin Laden" our favourite evil bastard's name was euuh let's say Ali Masturbation, can you see the NSA computers exploding to scan each sentence on the worldwide computers/ telephones with this word hehe
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Reply #37 posted 09/29/02 1:48pm

jnoel

IceNine said:

jnoel said:

Winston? elaborate please (not Winston Churchill hehe)

Winston Smith from "1984" should have beaten it in front of a telescreen... that would have been good.
I only remember the love scenes with Julia
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Reply #38 posted 09/29/02 6:53pm

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Christopher said:

the thought of jermey faulker masturbating... barf


eyepop you've gone mad Christopher!

heart you still, though!

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Reply #39 posted 09/29/02 9:38pm

bkw

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IceNine said:

jnoel said:

Natsume said:

jnoel said:

I'm surprise that mighty Ian hasn't closed this thread yet

Why would he?
It became a bit "orwellian" here lately



To be on-topic, I like to masturbate in front of a telescreen... no need to hide like Winston did... just whip it out and beat that damned thing!

I'm sure that's what several of the shows on tv are made for anyway.

You cant tell me that Baywatch, Buffy etc arn't made for people to beat off to. Why else would they be made?
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
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Reply #40 posted 09/30/02 12:39am

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Christopher said:

the thought of Jeremy Faulker masturbating... barf


Hehee, I am gonna be a brave boy and not make the comment I want to.

Yer sweet. As ever.
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Reply #41 posted 09/30/02 12:41am

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Christopher said:

how much am i getting paid to love him? lol


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Reply #42 posted 09/30/02 12:57am

SkletonKee

okay...i must admit...i just jerked off...damn the guy i shagged who couldnt finish the job...errr
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Reply #43 posted 09/30/02 1:01am

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SkletonKee said:

okay...i must admit...i just jerked off...damn the guy i shagged who couldnt finish the job...errr


So them Castro boys don't live up to the task?
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Reply #44 posted 09/30/02 1:04am

SkletonKee

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So them Castro boys don't live up to the task?



the day you catch me on castro is the day prince starts to make business since.

in other words...it aint gonna happen wink
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Reply #45 posted 10/01/02 7:06am

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SkletonKee said:

gooeythehamster said:

So them Castro boys don't live up to the task?



the day you catch me on castro is the day prince starts to make business since.

in other words...it aint gonna happen wink


Wassup with Castro? I just hear stories.
So tell me a story.
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Reply #46 posted 10/01/02 8:24am

CarrieLee

omfg You guys are crazy!

Ok ok I play with myself too... redface
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Reply #47 posted 10/01/02 8:26am

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CarrieLee said:

omfg You guys are crazy!

Ok ok I play with myself too... redface



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Reply #48 posted 10/02/02 2:21am

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sag10 said:

CarrieLee said:

omfg You guys are crazy!

Ok ok I play with myself too... redface



Oh God, you don't have to tell everything!


If she wants she can.
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