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PrintableI hope you punched him for such indolence. There's Joy In Expatriation. | |
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retina said: IstenSzek said: i'd be like "call? for what? so you can spray me as soon as i walk through the door? Now that would be quite the surprise. "Hello, I'm..." *SQUIRT!*  haha, it's like "oh damn, not again!" and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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CynthiasSocks said:  Not that I think what happened is funny, it's just the way you put it! 
 LOVE you!!! Oh, it was funny as HELL to me. On my way home I was saying to myself "I HAVE to tell the org about THIS shit!" http://prince.org/msg/100/263154?&pg=2
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Revolution said: I read that and thought his actual children were on your chest, jumpin' 'n shit...I was like WTF?????!!!!!
 I'm not hip on this gay lingo... OH NO!! Then I would've been on this too:
http://themot.org/gallery...lation.jpg  http://prince.org/msg/100/263154?&pg=2
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JustErin said: JasmineFire said:
i thought the same at first. Me too. me too  | |
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Oh my I needed this. | |
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Teacher said:
Oh my I needed this. Any time. I never have a "normal" sex date. http://prince.org/msg/100/263154?&pg=2
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2ndRevolution said: Revolution said: I read that and thought his actual children were on your chest, jumpin' 'n shit...I was like WTF?????!!!!!
I'm not hip on this gay lingo... OH NO!! Then I would've been on this too:
http://themot.org/gallery...lation.jpg WTF are those people thinking?????Thanks for the laughs, arguments and overall enjoyment for the last umpteen years. It's time for me to retire from Prince.org and engage in the real world...lol. Above all, I appreciated the talent Prince. You were one of a kind. | |
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Revolution said: 2ndRevolution said: WTF are those people thinking?????You see the third pic down? Multitasking at its finest  http://prince.org/msg/100/263154?&pg=2
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2ndRevolution said: Such is life. So after wards, I was still in shock over how long I wasn't there, then I say to him "So...do I have to leave now?" and he was like "...well, I have to go food shopping."
I can take a hint. He said he would call  OMG... I only ever had one guy do that to me. He was so damn anxious to get something started. I thought for sure it was going to be an interesting night. Five minutes later we're doing the old 69 standard, he fills my mouth without warning and THEN, to add insult to injury, the M.F. rolls over and goes to sleep. I'm like "ummm, what about me?" *snore* "I guess I'll just go..." *snore* The lazy ass had a teeny dick anyway... The next time I see him he's giving the eye like he wants to get it going again. I think NOT. [Edited 7/22/07 20:16pm] | |
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jtfolden said: 2ndRevolution said: Such is life. So after wards, I was still in shock over how long I wasn't there, then I say to him "So...do I have to leave now?" and he was like "...well, I have to go food shopping."
I can take a hint. He said he would call OMG... I only ever had one guy do that to me. He was so damn anxious to get something started. I thought for sure it was going to be an interesting night. Five minutes later we're doing the old 69 standard, he fills my mouth without warning and THEN, to add insult to injury, the M.F. rolls over and goes to sleep. I'm like "ummm, what about me?" *snore* "I guess I'll just go..." *snore* The lazy ass had a teeny dick anyway... The next time I see him he's giving the eye like he wants to get it going again. I think NOT. [Edited 7/22/07 20:16pm] you should kick his ass! | |
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jtfolden said: 2ndRevolution said: Such is life. So after wards, I was still in shock over how long I wasn't there, then I say to him "So...do I have to leave now?" and he was like "...well, I have to go food shopping."
I can take a hint. He said he would call OMG... I only ever had one guy do that to me. He was so damn anxious to get something started. I thought for sure it was going to be an interesting night. Five minutes later we're doing the old 69 standard, he fills my mouth without warning and THEN, to add insult to injury, the M.F. rolls over and goes to sleep. I'm like "ummm, what about me?" *snore* "I guess I'll just go..." *snore* The lazy ass had a teeny dick anyway... The next time I see him he's giving the eye like he wants to get it going again. I think NOT. [Edited 7/22/07 20:16pm] !!! I know! Don't you just HATE that "minute man one time a night" bullshit? I HATE that!  See, what guys don't understand is that I'm young, and I have a VORACIOUS sexual appetite, and you talk to a guy and they're all like "Yeah, mmm hmm, I'm gonna tear that ass up, we gonna do this, and do that, and go on until the break of dawn  " and you get there and the shit goes by so damn fast you still thinking ya'll didn't start yet.
That's aight though... http://prince.org/msg/100/263154?&pg=2
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your previous user name was something something gay boy or something like that, right? Space for sale... | |
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Hey, at least you got to experience flesh. This happened to me one time and I started making out with the guy and we were dressed completely and he grinded on me 3 times and groaned really hard, got up went to the restroom and then said thanks.
2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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sosgemini said: your previous user name was something something gay boy or something like that, right?  | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Hey, at least you got to experience flesh. This happened to me one time and I started making out with the guy and we were dressed completely and he grinded on me 3 times and groaned really hard, got up went to the restroom and then said thanks.
Oh lawd man...I'd be happy if I got that too! Hell, at least he told you thanks!http://prince.org/msg/100/263154?&pg=2
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sosgemini said: your previous user name was something something gay boy or something like that, right?
 It sure wasn't...http://prince.org/msg/100/263154?&pg=2
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2ndRevolution said: !!! I know! Don't you just HATE that "minute man one time a night" bullshit? I HATE that! See, what guys don't understand is that I'm young, and I have a VORACIOUS sexual appetite, and you talk to a guy and they're all like "Yeah, mmm hmm, I'm gonna tear that ass up, we gonna do this, and do that, and go on until the break of dawn " and you get there and the shit goes by so damn fast you still thinking ya'll didn't start yet.
That's aight though... Hey, I'm pretty flexible... I'll go for hours but there's also something to be said for hot quickie sex. HOWEVER, unless I state otherwise, if I get you off I expect the favor to be returned in some form or another... not to mention a "thanks", etc... What's up with these guys that think the moment *they* cum that it's all over? | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Hey, at least you got to experience flesh. This happened to me one time and I started making out with the guy and we were dressed completely and he grinded on me 3 times and groaned really hard, got up went to the restroom and then said thanks.
Damn, I guess we all have one horrid story of that sort. Where do these people come from? | |
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jtfolden said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Hey, at least you got to experience flesh. This happened to me one time and I started making out with the guy and we were dressed completely and he grinded on me 3 times and groaned really hard, got up went to the restroom and then said thanks.
Damn, I guess we all have one horrid story of that sort. Where do these people come from? I don't know! I can last for hours too. Not a problem. But I aint gonna get mad if you can't hold it no matter how hard you try. Just give me what I need to MF! I hate guys that leave you hanging 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: I don't know!
I can last for hours too. Not a problem. But I aint gonna get mad if you can't hold it no matter how hard you try. Just give me what I need to MF! I hate guys that leave you hanging I feel like saying... "You know this isn't the Matrix, I'm real too buddy!"  | |
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2ndRevolution said: Oh Lawd, I'll live ya'll, goodness! Maybe he did that on purpose though. wasn't attracted to me so he decided to end it as quickly as possible. Oh well. I give him a week.
Meanwhile... Give him a week for WHAT?! You're gonna SEE this MF again if he calls? 
OMG, if he has the balls to actually call you. . . oh noes, prince is gonna soo me!!1! | |
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retina said: IstenSzek said: i'd be like "call? for what? so you can spray me as soon as i walk through the door? Now that would be quite the surprise. "Hello, I'm..." *SQUIRT!* OOOH! now that is just VULGAR.
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Hey, at least you got to experience flesh. This happened to me one time and I started making out with the guy and we were dressed completely and he grinded on me 3 times and groaned really hard, got up went to the restroom and then said thanks.
H-WHAAAT??? Nuh Uh!!! This is not a true story! Or....?  | |
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Ottensen said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Hey, at least you got to experience flesh. This happened to me one time and I started making out with the guy and we were dressed completely and he grinded on me 3 times and groaned really hard, got up went to the restroom and then said thanks.
H-WHAAAT??? Nuh Uh!!! This is not a true story! Or....? woman, you ever seen me lie?!
flat out 1,000,0000% true! It was a great hook up far as I could tell. He was super way hot and this was the first and only time we got together and it went down exactly like that. We were making out and he started grinding on me and he grunted and then asked to be excused and when he came out of the restroom he told me thank you and I asked "what for" and he told me he already came I sat on the couch, not even my shoes were off and that shit was over before I even blinked 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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Ooh! I forgot to tell ya'll..
He goes and gets dressed, then he sits at his computer desk and says.. "So, do you use Limewire? Because I don't know how to make a playlist." I KNEW there was something else!!! Because he could've done what he did by his damn self http://prince.org/msg/100/263154?&pg=2
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Ottensen said: H-WHAAAT??? Nuh Uh!!! This is not a true story! Or....? woman, you ever seen me lie?!
flat out 1,000,0000% true! It was a great hook up far as I could tell. He was super way hot and this was the first and only time we got together and it went down exactly like that. We were making out and he started grinding on me and he grunted and then asked to be excused and when he came out of the restroom he told me thank you and I asked "what for" and he told me he already came I sat on the couch, not even my shoes were off and that shit was over before I even blinked Cuz you're just that hot.  oh noes, prince is gonna soo me!!1! | |
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