Not that I haven't thought about it.


But after I've blown my wad, I immediately become uninterested in anything remotely sexual, and often get a bit grossed out by smells associated to sex.

I'm not the type that likes to cuddle and whatnot after sexy--sure I do it, but it's mostly obligatory.


Perhaps I can learn to contort myself in such a manner that the sperm shoots directly into my mouth so that the few seconds of extacy can come with a certain..flavor persay, but I'm scared that after that second or two is up, I'll be hacking up sperm and spit all over myself, and that naturally will cause me to vomit my lunch up. And I certainly don't want to associate orgasms with vomit, you know what I mean?



How do you guys who have tasted your own sperm done so?

Is it....worth trying out?


I would think not. But ....

Imago said:

Genius post

try spreading it on toast like spun honey. the bread cuts out the bitterness and you get a nice nutty flavor.

worst.
thread.
ever.

weirdo's

go ahead...I heard it taste good...like some kind of fruit.

It aint all that

just to be a smartass, i was going to suggest making this thread a sticky, then i realized what a stupid pun that would be.

Anxiety said:

groan

Working behind a deli counter once I made the astonishing discovery that sperm smells identical to....brie

u don't believe me? Buy some and have a sniff

Carrie

LittleSmedley said:

You're kinda right.

Imago said:

For you, yes and please report back with your findings!

Anxiety said:

hey!

Don't .... .... jack... my thread.


Get it? Jack? get it?


(that's comedy folks)

Imago said:

i'm going back to the place where i can talk about gross chewing gum.

jess555ja said:

I'm going to have to do it in the next two days because I still haven't figured out a way to wank while on vacation with mum.

Imago said:

weren't you on vacation with mum while i was in iceland? how damn long is this vacation?!?

Imago said:

[Edited 5/23/07 7:08am]

Anxiety said:

no!

It starts this Saturday. I took her to Atlanta to get her Schengen Visa while you were frolicking with that lad in Iceland.

this thread topic sounded good in your head, didn't it.

CarrieMpls said:

And now I'm never going to be able to eat brie without thinking about it again.

It's a good thing you're thinking about it BEFORE your trip to Europe with your mother.
[Edited 5/23/07 7:19am]

Any guy who kisses a girl after he has come in her mouth, MUST have tasted their own sperm.. IMO

REDFEATHERS said:

REDFEATHERS said:

Never came in anyone's mouth before

Interesting. This is the first thread I've ever created that didn't go off topic right away, and the subject just happens to be sperm.

Interesting.

REDFEATHERS said:

i just give 'em a quick peck on the cheek for that very reason

Oh God, I just woke up... This is not going well with coffee!

LittleSmedley said:

Could always wear a condom on your tongue

Muse2NOPharaoh said:

yeah, it kind of clots like soy milk. you have to keep stirring it.

Balls, sperm, you're really making a name for yourself now.