(sigh)

I have to admit that I get the weirdest notes on myspace and other sites. I've been asked if I wouldn't mind being a "first" wife which would give me priviledges like picking the other wives.....I had one dude that said that he was going to tell his mother that he has found his LOVE.....and kept sending me notes saying he loved me

And then there is this....


I just got this note:

Greetings Ma'am,

i know this may seem very weird and bizarre but i thought i'd take a chance after looking at Your profile and hoping You have an open min d and that You may even be interested. Here's a ittle about me and what i am seeking, hopefully this won't scare You too much. Again, i know this may seem weird and unusual but...

i am a 40 years old single white male who is seeking to become the personal live in house boy/domestik/servant of a serious outgoing, strong, assertive and Dominant Black Woman, i also wish to become Her friend, partner, companion and maybe more. i know that my place is at the feet of a strong Ebony Goddess.


As far as my location, i ask that You don't worry about that as i believe everything is possible when the right connection arrives and i also planned my life so that i can travel and eventually relocate when things are interesting and serious enough. i am originally from Montreal, Quebec and that makes me a french speaking person but my english is not bad at all.

i have a lot of interests and hobbies that i am ready to share and talk about but before going to far i will invite You to view my profile and my picture. If You have some questions please fell free to ask.

let me know what you think Ma'am



Is he for real....YES!! Not spam...not a joke.



all I want is a just a regular dude who likes prince...can't find him anywhere...

Damn send him my way.

I find it hard to believe that YOU can't find a guy. It's criminal...smart, fine with great taste in music.

Stay away from these freaks...servant, yeah, right...maybe serving you up, on a plate.

Lothan said:

he's alllll yours!!

He sounds creepy!! I hope you do not give away any personal information on your myspace..he sounds like stalker material to me.

Hey, have him up to the place, get the house cleaned, maybe some meals cooked, some shopping done....then if you still feel weird about it, send him on his way.

I did notice that he capitalized "You" every time he referred to you. He's probably a VERY respectful cat if nothing else.

Rhondab said:

I'm here!

guitarslinger44 said:

[quote:73b6839e4b]Hey, have him up to the place, get the house cleaned, maybe some meals cooked, some shopping done....then if you still feel weird about it, send him on his way.

I did notice that he capitalized "You" every time he referred to you. He's probably a VERY respectful cat if nothing else. [/quote:73b6839e4b]



ok..i think its spooky that you noticed that


And Mach....you said I was a goddess....see...see what I get...

Probably just some harmless fetishist.

make him carry a plate of greens and turkey on his back

Rhondab said:

I notice stuff like that in people's writing. You can tell a lot about someone by the way they write/type.

I got that same mail too!

illicitkisses said:

Rhondab said:

Québécois...

Take him up on his offer and enjoy it while you can..

This is exactly why I stay away from sites like this (myspace, facebook). I don't need weirdos like this in my life.

Empress said:

Me either, I am the paranoid type.

illicitkisses said:

He wants live in her house though!!


Well...she could demand him to stay in the backyard
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I've found more sane and normal folk than these types....you can run into this dude walkin' down the street.


he's very "normal" looking....

retina said:

I was just about to say the same thing.

This is why I keep my page private (although I hardly even go on myspace anymore) and my facebook account is ONLY for people I personally know.

Do it Rhonda! You know you want to beat some man's ass He does want to be dominated right?

Ok, the first thing that immediately came to mind is this dude had some slavery issues, and I'm not talking sexual slavery but African American Slavery but that can't be the case as he's from Canada and they don't have the same history as us regarding slavery.

This is truly bizarre but 2 of my black friends and one black guy I spoke with casually from time to time in the bars I go to all told me the same story. They said that they were approached by white men, one of them by his own boyfriend, and were asked to rape them and when they asked why the hell they wanted that the white guys said they wanted to be seriously and forcibly raped by a black man in order to help make up for what the white man had done to the black man in this country Now for me to hear this from 3 different people, none of which are connected to the other, makes me wonder if this is a syndrome or something. WTF?

damn, and i thought it was weird when i got a myspace message from a middle-aged guy who wanted to buy me for a night.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

There are days....I would beat the hell out of a man....and love it.

I've heard of this kind of thing.

I'm with Ivy. If I weren't as pale as the full moon, I'd be calling that guy up.

what's that mf's number??

for god sakes woman, you can have a worm at your feet and for free!

get it Rhonda!!!

CalhounSq said: