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PrintableIceNine said: JDODSON said: Just thought I would counter the other thread. I just thought I would take this time to praise my Savior, who also has many names...Prince of Peace, Savior, The Chosen One, Yeshua, King of the Jews, The One, The Lamb of God, the Son of God, The Lion of the tribe of Judah, and many many more. I love you, Jesus.
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Yeah, you love Jesus.
I ate Jesus.  -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: Yeah, you love Jesus.
I ate Jesus. Well, puke him up for gods sakes! Otherwise how are people gonna worship him if he's inside your belly? I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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Natsume said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: Yeah, you love Jesus.
I ate Jesus. Well, puke him up for gods sakes! Otherwise how are people gonna worship him if he's inside your belly? Why should I go and let people worship him? If he's a real miracle worker, he'll get himself outta my digestive system! -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: If he's a real miracle worker, he'll get himself outta my digestive system!
Yeah - as poop! I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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Natsume said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: If he's a real miracle worker, he'll get himself outta my digestive system!
Yeah - as poop! Not just yet. Jesus was pretty tasty though. I didn't even have to add salt. -------
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Allright Natsume, and Battier! I love ya both, but please respect others beliefs, as you would have them respect yours. ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: Not just yet.
What do you mean, not just yet?! Didn't you eat him over a month ago? Girl, you need to eat more fiber!! (Last one Sag... I promise... and we're just having fun  )I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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sag10 said: Allright Natsume, and Battier! I love ya both, but please respect others beliefs, as you would have them respect yours.
I'm sure I can say the same for Natsume when I say I love you too. But this thread shouldn't be here in the first place, if you want to get technical about infringing on other people, and being disrespectful. Sorta like Ian saying I can only have one band thread, and deleting them. It's something I like, not necessarily everyone. By putting it here, it's showing itself to the rest of us (atheists, etc) whether we want to see it or not. -------
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Natsume said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: Not just yet.
What do you mean, not just yet?! Didn't you eat him over a month ago? Girl, you need to eat more fiber!! (Last one Sag... I promise... and we're just having fun )That was only a leg of Jesus. It takes a little longer to eat the whole man. -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: sag10 said: Allright Natsume, and Battier! I love ya both, but please respect others beliefs, as you would have them respect yours.
I'm sure I can say the same for Natsume when I say I love you too. But this thread shouldn't be here in the first place, if you want to get technical about infringing on other people, and being disrespectful. Sorta like Ian saying I can only have one band thread, and deleting them. It's something I like, not necessarily everyone. By putting it here, it's showing itself to the rest of us (atheists, etc) whether we want to see it or not. Battier, Battier, Battier must you get so technical! My dear our differences are what make us the human race so very special. It is just as fun to read the atheist point of view as it is the believers. 'Tis always something to learn. Yes? ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
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sag10 said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: sag10 said: Allright Natsume, and Battier! I love ya both, but please respect others beliefs, as you would have them respect yours.
I'm sure I can say the same for Natsume when I say I love you too. But this thread shouldn't be here in the first place, if you want to get technical about infringing on other people, and being disrespectful. Sorta like Ian saying I can only have one band thread, and deleting them. It's something I like, not necessarily everyone. By putting it here, it's showing itself to the rest of us (atheists, etc) whether we want to see it or not. Battier, Battier, Battier must you get so technical! My dear our differences are what make us the human race so very special. It is just as fun to read the atheist point of view as it is the believers. 'Tis always something to learn. Yes?  I have nothing against people believing in Jesus. I've even been known to attend church several times a year...THough mostly only when there's gonna be a big feast ...But I'm just saying...If someone can say they love Jesus, I should be able to say I ate Jesus. It's just as offensive either way. Besides. People eat Jesus all the time at church!-------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: sag10 said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: sag10 said: Allright Natsume, and Battier! I love ya both, but please respect others beliefs, as you would have them respect yours.
I'm sure I can say the same for Natsume when I say I love you too. But this thread shouldn't be here in the first place, if you want to get technical about infringing on other people, and being disrespectful. Sorta like Ian saying I can only have one band thread, and deleting them. It's something I like, not necessarily everyone. By putting it here, it's showing itself to the rest of us (atheists, etc) whether we want to see it or not. Battier, Battier, Battier must you get so technical! My dear our differences are what make us the human race so very special. It is just as fun to read the atheist point of view as it is the believers. 'Tis always something to learn. Yes? I have nothing against people believing in Jesus. I've even been known to attend church several times a year...THough mostly only when there's gonna be a big feast ...But I'm just saying...If someone can say they love Jesus, I should be able to say I ate Jesus. It's just as offensive either way. Besides. People eat Jesus all the time at church!Yes, that is your right gurlie! Eat Jesus at church? You are silly my friend...  ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
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sag10 said: Yes, that is your right gurlie! Eat Jesus at church? You are silly my friend...
He comes in the form of crackers, or stale bread generally.  You can chase him down with grape juice, or wine. Ah, the blood and body of Christ!-------
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