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PrintableSinister said: Hello all...now some of you may not have had the unfortunte pleasure of being irritated by the idiot trap we call Walmart, but for me and thousands of others its low prices are a sirens call we cannot afford to avoid.
I have one of the more ghetto Walmarts by my house and I feel the need to try and inform others who may shop at Walmart some simple etiquette that will make the shopping experience better for everyone....Let us begin.... 1. If your ass is fatter than the width of the shopping cart you are pushing you should not stop in the middle of the isle. Please herd your fat ass to the side as much as possible so we can get to the green beans...Thanks. 2. If your kids are wild and untamed monsters at home please do not bring them to the store. I refrain the right to beat your wild children without mercy like Mel Gibson did to those kids in Mad Max beyond Thunderdome.....Thanks. 3. If you smell like liquor, ass, feet, shit, piss or any other foul odor please go to Target...Thanks. 4. If scanning your own groceries seem to be to complicated and complex I suggest you go into a regular checkout line...that way you have time to fling your poo at people and rub you ass across the ground while you wait instead of being confused...Thanks. 5. Please wear a bra ladies...and men please make sure your nuts are not hanging out of your shorts...Thanks. 6. Try not to bring your whole village of children to the store all at once if you can avoid it. Or if you can have them walk single file in the store...or better yet stop fucking so much....thanks. If people would follow these and other helpful tips I think the world and the economy not to mention world hunger would all be improved. Thanks.   SOMEone seems a bit irate up in here i've never shopped at walmart, but this rant kinda makes me want to go  | |
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I ONLY go to Walmart for cleaning/bathroom supplies.
I love Target.....  Say it's just a dream...
U open up ur eyes and come 2 realize u simply imagined this So u lean over and give her a kiss Here on earth, here on earth, with u it's not so bad Here on earth, here on earth eye don't feel so sad Stay right here | |
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XxAxX said: Sinister said: Hello all...now some of you may not have had the unfortunte pleasure of being irritated by the idiot trap we call Walmart, but for me and thousands of others its low prices are a sirens call we cannot afford to avoid.
I have one of the more ghetto Walmarts by my house and I feel the need to try and inform others who may shop at Walmart some simple etiquette that will make the shopping experience better for everyone....Let us begin.... 1. If your ass is fatter than the width of the shopping cart you are pushing you should not stop in the middle of the isle. Please herd your fat ass to the side as much as possible so we can get to the green beans...Thanks. 2. If your kids are wild and untamed monsters at home please do not bring them to the store. I refrain the right to beat your wild children without mercy like Mel Gibson did to those kids in Mad Max beyond Thunderdome.....Thanks. 3. If you smell like liquor, ass, feet, shit, piss or any other foul odor please go to Target...Thanks. 4. If scanning your own groceries seem to be to complicated and complex I suggest you go into a regular checkout line...that way you have time to fling your poo at people and rub you ass across the ground while you wait instead of being confused...Thanks. 5. Please wear a bra ladies...and men please make sure your nuts are not hanging out of your shorts...Thanks. 6. Try not to bring your whole village of children to the store all at once if you can avoid it. Or if you can have them walk single file in the store...or better yet stop fucking so much....thanks. If people would follow these and other helpful tips I think the world and the economy not to mention world hunger would all be improved. Thanks. SOMEone seems a bit irate up in here i've never shopped at walmart, but this rant kinda makes me want to go Not every Walmart is like I describe but if your lucky enough to have a good one then thank the stars...I think they are discussing removing the Mcdonalds in mine to add a liquor or gun store... clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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amorbella said: I ONLY go to Walmart for cleaning/bathroom supplies.
I love Target..... That makes sense in some twisted way...oh and how are you?  clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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@ this entire thread! I'm firmly planted in denial |
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I just came back from target...I bought some trojan magnums | |
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