Share some of your baby stories. It can be about you or anyone else.
Someone go first.

I used to have this tractor...I'll see if I can find a pic.

when I was 2 I flew from detroit to LA to see my granny

while there i fell off her side pourch into a huge cactus and had hundereds of stickers in me

Mach said:

My mom said I use to cry in my sleep and pull up my foot like I was trying to take something off of it. My dad said I was probably having nightmares about the doctors sticking needles in my foot which they did.

My mom used to cover my eyes with a blanket..she said my eyes were scary looking.

My dad used to teach me Michael Jackson dance moves and we watched lots of martial arts movies, he never understood why I was so interested in that stuff.
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all I ever wanted to eat as a toddler was spaghetti-o's

I aslo managed to wedge one of my bottles into a tootsie roll can and would not drink out of any other bottle from thereon after.

When I was two, I drove the family car through the garage door. My older sister's seatbelt was stuck so my mom had to go get my dad but meanwhile the car was still on. I was out of my carseat and therefore decided to take a little test drive!! No one was injured. When my dad phoned the insurance company the guy asked how long I had had my license for...haha. I still get teased to this day. Nice parental supervision eh?

bobpurple said:

2the9s said:

man my threads always suck...I'm so lame...oh well.

I cried alot and pooped my pants.

LleeLlee said:

Why the face? I want to see the pic.

illicitkisses said:

After you see it you'll cry a lot and poop your pants.

LleeLlee said:

I never really got out of that habit, so it's nothing new.

I have a small scar on my cheek from when my Mum accindently scratched me when I was a baby.

JDInteractive said:

Which cheek? Your bum cheek or your face cheek?

illicitkisses said:

My face cheek.

JDInteractive said:

Oh? Which side?

illicitkisses said:

My left.

i swiped a beer off a table when i was 2 and apparently got pretty tipsy before my parents found out.

also i used to act like my little sister was my kid and would never let my parents discipline her. i don't remember doing it, but they insist i did.

I used to eat a mixture of yogurt & cottage cheese that I called "Owgwit & Balls."

illicitkisses said:

Right? I have no idea why she is being so difficult....anyway, I found it...

2the9s said:

How delightfully cute!

illicitkisses said:

exactly

illicitkisses said:

Well put!

2the9s said:

Someone should photoshop that in some funny way!

LleeLlee said:

Oh that is too mean.

NDRU said:

They could, that would be funny

NDRU said:

I'm not sure it really lends itself to that, but who knows!

2the9s said:

I am sure someone with photoshop skills could come up with something.