I have recently found that Baby Magic creamy baby oil with aloe is pretty damned good...

What do you use?



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[This message was edited Fri Sep 27 20:10:06 PDT 2002 by IceNine]

Peanut Butter

i do it dry, hence the "sandpaper dick"

Come on, jackers... chime in on this important topic.

I find that the Baby Magic lotion is pretty damned soothing and it is not greasy... a wonderful lotion it is.

Oh... women can post on this too...

Goddamn it... I know that there are more jackers out there other than Aaron and myself!

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[This message was edited Fri Sep 27 22:08:24 PDT 2002 by IceNine]

APPLE SAUCE!! What can I say, I like it cold & lumpy.

Anji said:

Do you like the Creamy or Chunky kind better

AaronForever said:

to much chaffing may cause it to fall off be careful...
I suggest trying a bottle of KY will not only stop
the sandpaper effect, it may also save vital body
parts from falling off.

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

That shit can get a bit sticky... keep a glass of water nearby... if it starts to get tacky, hit it with a few drops of water and it will glide like ice.

AaronForever said:

And in the news today doctors in a Illinois hospital had
to perform emergency surgery to replace the weewee of a
patient. Doctors say the detachment was the result of to
much jacking off dry handed. This is commonly known as
sandpaper dick, if left untreated or prolonged jacking occurs in this manner, it results in horrible chaffing
and eventually the detachment of the weewee. The patient
is expected to have a full recovery, but doctors are advising him to make sure the next time he jacks off to use some kind of lurication so as to avoid another unfortunate
experience such as this one.

OMG!!! lmfao

OMG Jess! You're really concerned about Aaron's dick huh?

IceNine said:

I put my thinking cap on & all I could come up with is baby oil. Grease is good!

By the way, what's with all these baby products? I wonder if these companies keep our 'intentions' in mind while cranking it out of their factories.



Fuck the picture. If you really wanna see it, go to http://www.geocities.com/...l_aloe.gif
[This message was edited Fri Sep 27 22:51:10 PDT 2002 by Natsume]

well I do not want him to loose it cause that would kinda
suck for him atleast. If I lost my I would be upset
so I do not want him to have to loose is cock, dry hand
jacking is just not worth it.

lotion!?

Prince reading this thread...

" Y'all crazy. Brotha u gon' catch an infection usin that lotion. On the one!"

AzureStar said:

We didn't need lotion... that was a different story...

I've said too much.

IceNine said:

Silly.

"Tell me more, Tell me more!"

my girfriends saliva

I know a guy who uses Aloe Vera Gel said it works great for him.

tafnap said:

lol

Natasha said:

I am using creamy baby oil with aloe... I think that the aloe is a nice touch!

IceNine said:

and those of us with sensitive skin...is this proven safe and gentle?

Christopher said:

You're goddamned right it is! This stuff is made for the sensitive skin of babies, for fuck's sake!

Natasha said:

Aloe vera dries quickly though! Maybe he finishes in about 10 seconds...?

The Baby Magic stuff rubs in pretty quickly... so you need to keep the bottle handy.

That's why saliva is so great. There's an endless supply, it's free, and it's hypo-allergenic.

TRON said:

And ph balanced!

tru dat!

TRON said:

Word!