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Dreams I've been debating if I was going to put this out there, but here ya go...
For the last two mornings I have woken up ... how should I say it... in the "throws of passion"... from the same dream. I'm Veronica Mars and I'm going at it with Logan. 
What's the oddest sex dream or regular dream you have ever had? ( Please be worse than mine  )In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Oh, I have a lot of them 
I'll post one later 'cause I have to do work (  ) | |
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I can top that!
Ok Bea Authur was sexually ravaging some elderly man near her kitchen oven on Golden Girls and the man was about to throw her on the table and have his way with her penis and she said "no...use the spatula..." I dreamed I was the spatula...  clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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jess555ja said: Oh, I have a lot of them
I'll post one later 'cause I have to do work ( )I hope thery are worth the wait, they better be plenty strange young lady!  In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Sinister said: I can top that!
Ok Bea Authur was sexually ravaging some elderly man near her kitchen oven on Golden Girls and the man was about to throw her on the table and have his way with her penis and she said "no...use the spatula..." I dreamed I was the spatula... So full of it. But thanks for trying to make me feel better. In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Sweeny79 said: Sinister said: I can top that!
Ok Bea Authur was sexually ravaging some elderly man near her kitchen oven on Golden Girls and the man was about to throw her on the table and have his way with her penis and she said "no...use the spatula..." I dreamed I was the spatula... So full of it. But thanks for trying to make me feel better. I knew I should have used the Clair Huxtable story... clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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Sinister said: Sweeny79 said: So full of it. But thanks for trying to make me feel better. I knew I should have used the Clair Huxtable story...  In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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I'm shy as all my sex dreams involve org moderators. Studies have shown the ass crack of the average Prince fan to be abnormally large. This explains the ease and frequency of their panties bunching up in it. |
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In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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My waking orgasm dreams sometimes look somewhat like this
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Mach that's pretty cool. 
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Mine looks like the you tube thing but ya know not for tv. In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Sweeny79 said: Mach that's pretty cool.
Mine looks like the you tube thing but ya know not for tv. 
sometimes it's my freinds husband, which is really odd cuz I am not sexually attracted to him  | |
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Mach said: Sweeny79 said: Mach that's pretty cool.
Mine looks like the you tube thing but ya know not for tv.
sometimes it's my freinds husband, which is really odd cuz I am not sexually attracted to him That's probably a common thing though... I've had dreams like that about Rich's bestfriend, but they never....came to a conculsion.
I just feel creepy cuz it's a show about kids!!! Even if the actors are only like 3 or 4 years younger than me. In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Sweeny79 said: Mach said:
sometimes it's my freinds husband, which is really odd cuz I am not sexually attracted to him That's probably a common thing though... I've had dreams like that about Rich's bestfriend, but they never....came to a conculsion.
I just feel creepy cuz it's a show about kids!!! Even if the actors are only like 3 or 4 years younger than me. No need to feel creepy  | |
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i had a dream that i was looking at a can of hairspray and there was a picture on the label of three female skrulls (google it) with big red B-52s hairstyles and in the middle was a normal human lady with a giant silver flip and she had a body like one of the widettes from saturday night live - really skinny from the waist up and GREAT BIG hips. in the dream i started giggling at the can and then i woke myself up laughing.  | |
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I've had sex dreams about Prince before.   RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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Well my husband woke me up one night and he said I was having a orgasm in my sleep....personally I think HE was dreaming!
Typical that he woke me up though ... | |
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