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Thread started 07/18/07 11:31am

Mars23

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NSFW Funny Sex Acts

Ah, the Hot Carl

Rusty Trombone

Dirty Sanchez

Cleveland Steamer

and the much loved Donkey Punch.

Many of us have seen the list of acts that these come from. What is your favorite? Do you have one to add? I do.

When you skeet in your partner's hair (not original) BUT then STYLE the hair, that is now known as the "Paul Mitchell", if the hair is long enough and you can muster up enough gel for an "up" do, you can perform the level 3 difficulty "Vidal Sassoon".
Studies have shown the ass crack of the average Prince fan to be abnormally large. This explains the ease and frequency of their panties bunching up in it.
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Reply #1 posted 07/18/07 11:32am

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This is what you get when you let my Gizoogle thread die.
Studies have shown the ass crack of the average Prince fan to be abnormally large. This explains the ease and frequency of their panties bunching up in it.
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Reply #2 posted 07/18/07 11:32am

MIGUELGOMEZ

Rusty Trombone just makes me laugh!!


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MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits"
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Reply #3 posted 07/18/07 11:50am

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What's a donkey punch?
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Reply #4 posted 07/18/07 12:05pm

2ndRevolution

Twisted Jesus
Accidental Chocolate
2 hens in a Dog House
Backwards Chin Slide
The Newborn Abrotion
among others...
http://prince.org/msg/100/263154?&pg=2
*omG..thread of the millenium*
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Reply #5 posted 07/18/07 12:19pm

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NDRU said:

What's a donkey punch?


That would be from behind with the partner on all fours and either thrusting hard enough to ram their head into the wall or punching them in the back of the head.

Not to be confused with the Tony Danza. Done facing your partner and in the throes of exstacy you exclaim "who's the boss". When your partner says "you're the boss", punch them and reply "no, Tony Danza's the boss".
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Reply #6 posted 07/18/07 12:48pm

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NDRU said:

What's a donkey punch?


A demonstration:

http://www.encyclopediadr...nadate.jpg
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