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Printablevainandy said: I love going into the men's room and every single urinal is full. I try to go to a urinal at the very end of the row. That way, when I get to finish, I get to walk past all of them and sometimes, one will be standing back a little bit from the urinal and you can see him putting his dick back in his pants.
I also like to take a long time washing my hands in the sink. You can see their reflections in the mirror and some of them forget that when they step back and put their dicks back in their pants. I may have the cleanest hands in the men's room but I've got the dirtiest mind.  OK thread's back on track. Thank you! Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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Lammastide said: karmatornado said: One of the grossest things I have ever witnessed as an educator happened in a crowded bathroom. It was the end of lunch and I was walking past the boys restroom and I heard a lot of ruckus so naturally I thought it was a fight. I go in and across all the urinals there are like 6 boys crossing urine and urinals. I'm like "Thats so gross and unsanitary, finishing defecating and then all of yu are going to the office on a referal!" Then the kids said, "Don't send us to the office Mr. C we were just playing a game called liquid swords!" My inner child was laughing so hard, but I still sent them to the office! Liquid swords! Jeez!
When I was in undergrad, a group of about 15 frat types in my dorm took a dump in the same toilet one after another... without flushing inbetween!!! 
When they finished, the...er... "human waste material" was piled almost above the rim of the toilet seat. It was far and away one of the most revolting things I've ever been privy to.  Thats is so disgusting  Nasty people  [Edited 7/17/07 14:30pm] Rhythm floods my heart♥The melody it feeds my soul | |
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People...this is now up to 182 replies. We're Sick! Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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My pet peeve is going in there in the first place ...but I usually have no choice . I hate using stalls that are ridiculously small, because I don't want anything touching the walls. I was out eating and had to pee....my thigh touched the wall of the stall and I freaked out and was ready to go home and shower.  I also can't believe it when I see shit smears on the walls.....in women's bathrooms. Why would you do that? Ew. looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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Anx, you're totally riffing on my shower thread. Just admit it. | |
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veronikka said: Lammastide said: When I was in undergrad, a group of about 15 frat types in my dorm took a dump in the same toilet one after another... without flushing inbetween!!!
When they finished, the...er... "human waste material" was piled almost above the rim of the toilet seat. It was far and away one of the most revolting things I've ever been privy to. Thats is so disgusting Nasty people
[Edited 7/17/07 14:30pm] It made my head spin. I just couldn't believe that humans... adult ones... from an industrialized country, even ... could be so willfully vile.Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.” | |
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Lammastide said: veronikka said: Thats is so disgusting Nasty people
[Edited 7/17/07 14:30pm] It made my head spin. I just couldn't believe that humans... adult ones... from an industrialized country, even ... could be so willfully vile. X 100. Didn't it clog? I really would hate to be the janitor cleaning that up. No, you know I think I'd just quit instead. looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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Anxiety said: LOUL!!!
Sometimes I think you should charge a cover. oh noes, prince is gonna soo me!!1! | |
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superspaceboy said: Anxiety said: i like to think that my threads are benefitted by the element of surprise. Yeah, like walking into a room and discovering that someone blew a stinky fart that is still lingering, yet the perpretator has left...leaving his stinkyness behind. Not that I'm comparing this thread to something like that, but was more refering to the "element of surprise" portion. I hate that. Especially when its a unisex bathroom and when you leave there is a hot woman waiting to use the bathroom and it still stinks like it did when you entered and, naturally, she's going to suspect me of dropping the stink bomb.  a psychotic is someone who just figured out what's going on | |
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HereToRockYourWorld said: Anxiety said: LOUL!!!
Sometimes I think you should charge a cover. 
i think you're the only person who caught that. 
is this thread REALLY still active??? i'm going to change the title to "PLANET EARTH Sausage Party!!!" and see if it can get locked and redirected to a sticky. | |
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Anxiety said: This thread isn't what you think.
I freakin HATE it when I have to use the bathroom at work and I go in the men's room and EVERY SINGLE STALL is FULL, and EVERY SINGLE URINAL is FULL, and there are even dudes hogging up the sinks! WHAT THE HELL?!? There must be some kind of brown bag lunch orgy and I didn't get CC:ed on the memo, but whatever. All I know is, it's Locker Room Hour in the mens room and dammit, I GOTTA GO!!!
I'm serious, it's like a Village People video in there.
I guess this means I'm starting a thread about communal bathroom pet peeves. What are yours? I  this! Airports are the best! Socks still got butt like a leather seat... | |
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CynthiasSocks said: Anxiety said: This thread isn't what you think.
I freakin HATE it when I have to use the bathroom at work and I go in the men's room and EVERY SINGLE STALL is FULL, and EVERY SINGLE URINAL is FULL, and there are even dudes hogging up the sinks! WHAT THE HELL?!? There must be some kind of brown bag lunch orgy and I didn't get CC:ed on the memo, but whatever. All I know is, it's Locker Room Hour in the mens room and dammit, I GOTTA GO!!!
I'm serious, it's like a Village People video in there.
I guess this means I'm starting a thread about communal bathroom pet peeves. What are yours? I this! Airports are the best! yeah, but not at WORK. unless, i guess, you work at an airport.  | |
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CynthiasSocks said: I this! Airports are the best!
and I agree  | |
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eleven said: CynthiasSocks said: I this! Airports are the best!
and I agree i used to be down with the airport lust, but i take a lot of trips to indiana to visit my mom, and i've gotta tellya, it's SLIM PICKINS at the indianapolis international airport - unless you're into the whole "300 lb. guy in a nickelback t-shirt with a permed/frosted mullet and light-up nikes" scene. which, you know, i'm not judging if that's anyone's thing. maybe i should move my mom to italy or something. | |
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Anxiety said: CynthiasSocks said: I this! Airports are the best! yeah, but not at WORK. unless, i guess, you work at an airport. I used to and it was all about Dr. Rankenstein in those bathrooms! Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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Anxiety said: eleven said:
and I agree i used to be down with the airport lust, but i take a lot of trips to indiana to visit my mom, and i've gotta tellya, it's SLIM PICKINS at the indianapolis international airport - unless you're into the whole "300 lb. guy in a nickelback t-shirt with a permed/frosted mullet and light-up nikes" scene. which, you know, i'm not judging if that's anyone's thing. maybe i should move my mom to italy or something.  What are you guys talking about. Nookie in the Public Bathroom? That's a whole other thread! Though the way this one has gone, I suppose it's fitting.Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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superspaceboy said: Anxiety said: i used to be down with the airport lust, but i take a lot of trips to indiana to visit my mom, and i've gotta tellya, it's SLIM PICKINS at the indianapolis international airport - unless you're into the whole "300 lb. guy in a nickelback t-shirt with a permed/frosted mullet and light-up nikes" scene. which, you know, i'm not judging if that's anyone's thing. maybe i should move my mom to italy or something. What are you guys talking about. Nookie in the Public Bathroom? That's a whole other thread! Though the way this one has gone, I suppose it's fitting.i thought they were talking about anything from sneaking a lookie-loo to having a full-on stall date. i don't have the nerve for that kind of thing, but the possibility of it was always kind of exciting, i suppose. i always imagine what my mugshot would look like if they george michaeled me and that alone is enough of a weenie shrinker to keep me on good behavior. | |
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Anxiety said: superspaceboy said: What are you guys talking about. Nookie in the Public Bathroom? That's a whole other thread! Though the way this one has gone, I suppose it's fitting.i thought they were talking about anything from sneaking a lookie-loo to having a full-on stall date. i don't have the nerve for that kind of thing, but the possibility of it was always kind of exciting, i suppose. i always imagine what my mugshot would look like if they george michaeled me and that alone is enough of a weenie shrinker to keep me on good behavior.  | |
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superspaceboy said: Anxiety said: i used to be down with the airport lust, but i take a lot of trips to indiana to visit my mom, and i've gotta tellya, it's SLIM PICKINS at the indianapolis international airport - unless you're into the whole "300 lb. guy in a nickelback t-shirt with a permed/frosted mullet and light-up nikes" scene. which, you know, i'm not judging if that's anyone's thing. maybe i should move my mom to italy or something. What are you guys talking about. Nookie in the Public Bathroom? That's a whole other thread! Though the way this one has gone, I suppose it's fitting.
M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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Anxiety said: superspaceboy said: What are you guys talking about. Nookie in the Public Bathroom? That's a whole other thread! Though the way this one has gone, I suppose it's fitting.i thought they were talking about anything from sneaking a lookie-loo to having a full-on stall date. i don't have the nerve for that kind of thing, but the possibility of it was always kind of exciting, i suppose. i always imagine what my mugshot would look like if they george michaeled me and that alone is enough of a weenie shrinker to keep me on good behavior. Then I'll leave my Gary Sinise story for another time! Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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superspaceboy said: Anxiety said: i thought they were talking about anything from sneaking a lookie-loo to having a full-on stall date. i don't have the nerve for that kind of thing, but the possibility of it was always kind of exciting, i suppose. i always imagine what my mugshot would look like if they george michaeled me and that alone is enough of a weenie shrinker to keep me on good behavior. Then I'll leave my Gary Sinise story for another time!
M [Edited 7/18/07 11:26am] MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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illicitkisses said: Lothan said: I have no idea who 50% of the people on this thread are.
Who are you to talk?  | |
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LittleSmedley said: Lothan said: I have no idea who 50% of the people on this thread are.
I'm Little Smedley and i'm your future husband | |
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illicitkisses said:
OMG it's so erotic and such a turn on when I am in a bar and a guy comes out the toilet with wet shoes, or a wet pee stain on his light coloured trousers.
 Ha, ha. That's quite funny. A new one on me though, not a huge fan of the dirty bastard who misses the toilet kind of thing.... Just think what he'd be like to live with!   [Edited 8/18/07 8:29am] | |
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