Imago said:

Bitch...if you got the sausage, you can come to the party!

cborgman said:

quick, someone make him say his name backwards.

superspaceboy said:

c for "can't believe i actually wasted the time to click on the thread title"

Anxiety said:

quick, someone see if he has learned his name yet.

cborgman said:

quick, someone find a group of zoologists who CAN name him.

Anxiety said:

awww... i missed you too, pumpkin.

Anxiety said:

I missed you guys!

cborgman said:

it's not a men's room sausage party without ya, kitten

superspaceboy said:

you just missed our doggystyle.

Anxiety said:

well, someone has to hold your legs up for the numerous hours, and i am always happy to help.

cborgman said:

ok, but was it really necessary for you to chant "get the behind me satan" while spritzing me with holy water the entire time?

Anxiety said:

think of it as my giving back to the community.

cborgman said:

If by doggystyle you mean catfight then yes!

One of the grossest things I have ever witnessed as an educator happened in a crowded bathroom. It was the end of lunch and I was walking past the boys restroom and I heard a lot of ruckus so naturally I thought it was a fight. I go in and across all the urinals there are like 6 boys crossing urine and urinals. I'm like "Thats so gross and unsanitary, finishing defecating and then all of yu are going to the office on a referal!" Then the kids said, "Don't send us to the office Mr. C we were just playing a game called liquid swords!" My inner child was laughing so hard, but I still sent them to the office! Liquid swords! Jeez!

karmatornado said:

What are you talking about?

superspaceboy said:

The boys in the restroom were crossing piss streams, almost like fighting with swords, except it was pee! Sickening!

karmatornado said:

boys. are. disgusting.

evenstar3 said:

Yes It was very gross. Then to actually have a name for it, liquid swords!

eleven said:

Call me an old fashioned girl, but where I come from "penis" and "panties" don't belong in the same sentence, and "sausage" and "panties" belong in whole different buildings.

karmatornado said:

I know I was being facetious that that topic was so done like on page one when this thread got HiJacked!

CarrieMpls said:

Unless of course it's the Victoria's Secret Sausage Panty Store!

I kid!

You know what else is gross? Why the hell when you go to the club do they have ice cubes in the urinals. Thats just gross. Then after you go to wash your hands there is a mother fucker just posted up trying to give you a paper towel and sell you some gum and cologne and demands you give him a tip. Bullshit I say!

karmatornado said:

When I was in undergrad, a group of about 15 frat types in my dorm took a dump in the same toilet one after another... without flushing inbetween!!!

When they finished, the...er... "human waste material" was piled almost above the rim of the toilet seat. It was far and away one of the most revolting things I've ever been privy to.

Lammastide said:

See that is just foul! I hate it when you go into the bathroom after a co worker and see little floaties in the toilet. I could just imagine this shit.

This thread . . . . .

Lammastide said:

I love going into the men's room and every single urinal is full. I try to go to a urinal at the very end of the row. That way, when I get to finish, I get to walk past all of them and sometimes, one will be standing back a little bit from the urinal and you can see him putting his dick back in his pants.

I also like to take a long time washing my hands in the sink. You can see their reflections in the mirror and some of them forget that when they step back and put their dicks back in their pants. I may have the cleanest hands in the men's room but I've got the dirtiest mind.

karmatornado said:

You could not go to the bathroom in Amsterdam without tipping the bathroom patron each time you went.

Lammastide said:

You all have never been to a Rainbow gathering where one has to crap in a ditch! I hold camping in high regard, but draw the line when it comes to crapping out in nature!