Lothan said:

Who are you to talk?

Lothan said:

i'm a little disoriented too. there'll be smelling salts handed out as you exit the thread. look for a little italian man.

superspaceboy said:

No

Lothan said:

I'm Little Smedley and i'm your future husband

LittleSmedley said:

OMG it's so erotic and such a turn on when I am in a bar and a guy comes out the toilet with wet shoes, or a wet pee stain on his light coloured trousers.

Anxiety said:

Nah, I just say "Doesn't bother me, I like dick" and then usually the hot tub clears out except for one guy, me and awkward silence (with bubbles gurgleing in the background).

Anxiety said:

I smelled his salts last time and didn't ewake up till 3 days later smelling of

superspaceboy said:

your dream sounds much more interesting!

Do NOT trust the little italian man

Anxiety said:

I was thinking of flowcharts. But if you think a powerpoint is appropriate...

Well this has got to be one of my most favorite of all bathroom stories! There was this guy here who was so freakin homophobic and when I would walk into the restroom and he was in there, he would turn and hide himself as if I went in there specifically to check out his damn package Well the stall doors were very shiny, nearly mirrorlike and one time I came into the restroom and he was at the urinal closest to the stall and that is where I was headed and when he heard the door open and saw it was me he turned to the most extreme possible and still be able to piss in the urinal. But the thing he didn't realize is that he turned so far that I could totally see his junk in the reflection of the stall!

You stupid dumb douche, you are so flipped out about gays that you ended up showing me exactly what you tried to hide!

illicitkisses said:

but he's got bacardi breezers and moet!

Anxiety said:

That's why I fell for him the first time.

Anxiety said:

oh, reaaally, didya now?

Anxiety said:

It IS about crowded and dirty bathrooms...what did you expect?

Anxiety said:

Okay, I'll reel it back in for ya.

So, here's an opposite scenario that I find equally disturbing.

Say you're in a restroom with like 8 or more urinals. And you're the ONLY one in the bathroom.

This happens to me more often than I'd like to remember, but I HATE it when I'm all alone going about my business, and the next guy through the door has to pick the spot right next to me. What's up with that? Isn't there some kind of etiquette rule that every guy instinctively knows?

Guess not.

eleven said:

fine. i was expecting people to orgnote me lewd photographs. but CLASSY ones!!!
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Anxiety said:

if you start talking about a mouth full of raisinettes at any point, then I'm outta here!

Anxiety said:

"Mr. Goodnight" remix!

NDRU said:

Hmm...I always thought you had a whorey-glow about you, no offense.


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GangstaFam said:

illicitkisses said:

I'm all about helping my fellow man!

Raise of hands: who here likes troughs more than urinals??

GangstaFam said:

that's part of a bigger problem, i think. that happens to me all the time. at the movies, on the train to work, restaurants...it can be totally empty and i can be minding my own business, and some schmoe walks in and decides to sit as close to me as possible. and i don't think it's because of my sparkling personality! i think some people just have this herd mentality where they think it's a GOOD thing to be as close as possible to other human beings. i don't understand it. i think it's a pathology, personally.

eleven said:

to pee in?

Anxiety said:

I mean, if the right guy came along, sure...piss away.

But more often than not, it's a big 55 year old trucker with bib overalls.

Anxiety said:

is there any other option? perv.

eleven said:

bold!

eleven said:

HELL NO! Though I'll never forget going to sothern Decadance in New Orleans and this guy was sitting in the trough and wanted people to pee on him. Ew.

The fact that this got to 3 pages w/out Imago's help says a lot.