Luckily we have 2 of them on our floor. My biggest pet peeve is walking into a stall and someone has littered the place with newspapers all over the place. I swear some people were raised in a barn like Jesus around here. BTW I work in a Bank where folks make a lot of money, you'd think they'd not be so piggish!

Anxiety said:

I am expecting something totally NOT like a pacifier.

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

I'm the opposite because I can "look around" and I don't stand out as "The fag" in the bathroom because I'm not the only one doing it.

this thread is turning me on

Anxiety said:

Yeah, like walking into a room and discovering that someone blew a stinky fart that is still lingering, yet the perpretator has left...leaving his stinkyness behind. Not that I'm comparing this thread to something like that, but was more refering to the "element of surprise" portion.

BTW...there is no worse feeling than being in a hot tub at a party with other straight guys who don't know you're gay and one makes the comment of there being way too much sausage in the hot tub for their liking.

eleven said:

Anxiety said:

Sounds like a snapping turtle!

superspaceboy said:

what you wrote would probably make a better powerpoint presentation than a forum post, fyi.

eleven said:

Shall we get turned on together?

I have this recurring dream where I am looking for a single clean toilet in the biggest nastiest bathroom on the planet.

JDInteractive said:

Wait...what? In American please!

NDRU said:

That sounds more like real life than a recurring dream.

Re-arrange your bathroom schedule

superspaceboy said:

it's a great time to discuss the ethical bankruptcy of factory farming!

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

Me too. Though I think we know why.

illicitkisses said:

True, and in the dream I never end up finding one, which is good because I wake up needing to pee desperately!

NDRU said:

Some Mayo for your Bap?

NDRU said:

So you don't go pee in your closet?

I like to pee through those big holes that people make in the walls of bathroom stalls. I don't know why, but it feels really really good!

EmeraldSapphirez said:

GREAT! Now I have to scroll all the way up and reread JD's note again to get the joke! Damn the Brits!

illicitkisses said:

the water closet? Only after Tequila, maybe.

this thread's really not going the way i'd intended.

NDRU said:

I am guessing when someoneone is looking through that hole, and it is all planned. You dirty bastid.

you know, when i titled this thread "men's room sausage party", i did so with the assumption that you people would be MATURE enough to keep the conversation classy.

NDRU said:

and I love leaving a bathroom stall with my shoes covered in NDRU piss. Makes me smile

I have no idea who 50% of the people on this thread are.

LittleSmedley said:

Hoooooly crap that's funny!

NDRU said:

I dreamed I had to take a test in a dairy queen on another planet. and then I looked around and there was this woman. and she was making it all up. she was writing it all down. and she was laughing. she was laughing her head off. and I said: hey! give me that pen! I turned the corner in soho today and someone looked right at me and said: oh no! another laurie anderson clone! and I said: look at me! look at me! look at me! look at me! look at me! look at me! look at me! look at me! look at me! look at me! look at me!


Ooops sorry L.A. tangents!

NDRU said:

Closet, wardrobe, whatever