This thread isn't what you think.


I freakin HATE it when I have to use the bathroom at work and I go in the men's room and EVERY SINGLE STALL is FULL, and EVERY SINGLE URINAL is FULL, and there are even dudes hogging up the sinks!

WHAT THE HELL?!? There must be some kind of brown bag lunch orgy and I didn't get CC:ed on the memo, but whatever. All I know is, it's Locker Room Hour in the mens room and dammit, I GOTTA GO!!!

I'm serious, it's like a Village People video in there.

I guess this means I'm starting a thread about communal bathroom pet peeves.

What are yours?

Oh dear

I read "Men's Room Sausage Patties" and I had to find out.

I hate when boys share the bathroom because they haven't gotten the concept of things like aiming or raising the lid when they piss. I don't know why we even teach boys to pee standing up. They're not responsible enough for it. It should be a right of passage like voting, or maybe Bar Mitzvah.

Anxiety said:

Well if someone would fix the Org, I would know it wasn't what I thought without having to click on it.

Lothan said:

We will be getting ourselves into so much trouble clicking on such threads

Lothan said:

i like to think that my threads are benefitted by the element of surprise.

illicitkisses said:

And damn if some Orgers don't have misleading titles in the first place.

Lothan said:

I thought it was about Gay Barbeques or something.

Lothan said:

my threads are like venus fly traps and my thread titles are like the little bits of hamburger you put in the jaws for bait.

illicitkisses said:

NO. it's about when men treat a workplace bathroom like a damn locker room. i don't care if guys wanna talk about the big game or whatever - but do they have to do it in the exact place where people have to make doodie?!?

DO YOUR BUSINESS AND GET OUT.

Anxiety said:

sounds almost erotic.

I thought only women hung out in the bathrooms. Are you sure you weren't in the ladies room?

Chill out and wait instead of spitting your dummy out about having to wait.

JDInteractive said:

how does one go about spitting one's dummy out?

Anxiety said:

Yeah. from the title, I thought Imago had hacked your account

Anxiety said:

Spitting it out of your mouth.

I don't have that problem at my workplace, where the bogs on my floor are nearly always deserted. This gives plenty of opportunity to swap quickly between urinals whilst peeing, see how high I can make my arc, etc.

You can even leave the cubicle door open and give yourself a in the mirror, opposite, if you like.
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JDInteractive said:

I'm going to pretend I know what a "dummy" is for the sake of maintaining what slight quiver of international cred I may arguably have left.

Oh right! Wouldn't wanna spit my dummy! Those bloody dummies - they're expensive!!! LOUL!!!

LittleSmedley said:

Spitting it out your mouth, and sausages and urinals, with brown bag orgy and the village people. Damn, this is getting way out of hand. Call a mod!!!

LittleSmedley said:

this is why i want to telecommute.

Explain this to me. I'm pee shy around gay guys but not around straight guys. What the hell is that about?


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Anxiety said:

it must be that Bri'ish humour "spit ya dummy guv'na? mash ya bottle inna cabbage patch?"

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

THAT IS WEIRD!!

Anxiety said:

You should have started a fight club in there.

Anxiety said:

A dummy is a pacifier... For babies, XD.

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

that's interesting.

i'm pee shy when i'm sober but not when i'm drunk. i pretty much figured out the reasoning behind all that, though.

http://www.youtube.com/wa...dDVuB5iOZA

You may consider that NSFW. It contains bathroom sausage party elements and a surprise ending.

Anxiety said:

When I'm drunk I get very very "friendly". You've heard of too-drunk-to-fuck. I'm the opposite.

EmeraldSapphirez said:

thanks. i'm not gonna say what i thought it meant.