OKay, so a co-worker and I hatched this theory last night at work, and after reading the "Tired of having our breasts stared at" thread, I thought I'd unleash this on you kids.


We figured that men who were breast fed tend to be breast men and tend to go for women with bigger breasts in general than men who weren't breast fed.


I know that myself I'm a boob man something fierce and my mum told me once that she sometimes had to fight with me to get me to let go of them. This is only a theory at this point but I wanted to see what y'all though. Discuss!

This is going to be interesting . . .

What does that say about ass men?

jess555ja said:

Your boob thread was part of the inspiration!

And so according to this theory, if you don't want your lil' boys to grow up to be breast staring freaks, just don't breast feed 'em!
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lol oh how wrooooong you are, i wasnt breast fed and im a breast man... through and through

guitarslinger44 said:

I think that the boob man is an inexplicable phenomenon. Even my gay friends can't look away, so I don't think it makes a difference

I breast fed my now 23 year old son, for the first year of his life. He is a leg guy, so he tells me.

guitarslinger44 said:

Well my ex would tell me that he was not breast fed as a kid and so now since he was deprived of this he is a breast man

So according to him your theory is wrong

shanti0608 said:

Yeah, and what does that say about cock misers?

IAintTheOne said:

I'm a breast man too

wait ...

Mach said:

I was breast fed for ages and boobs do very little for me. I like em, but I hate em too big, etc.

JoeTyler said:

I meant what does that mean when a guy likes a nice ass over big breasts?

Why can't we just love titties?

veronikka said:

Shit! Back to the drawing board!

Spookymuffin said:

Maybe it work the other way too. Maybe you OD'ed on them?

I'm trying to save this theory as best I can.

guitarslinger44 said:

I OD'd on Boob? I OD'd on what was keeping me as a child alive?

Haha, I don't think so.

Mars23 said:

OMG that's a perfect quote line

Mars23 said:

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what's with the cavalcade of org boob rage this weekend?

Anxiety said:

It's my fault. I created one thread and set off an org titty-thread explosion

Hooray for boobies.

Spookymuffin said:

Well, it wasn't the boobs themselves that kept you alive, it was the milk INSIDE them! Do you think maybe you got tired of the milk coming from the boob?Maybe you wanted another medium other than the Boob? I mean, sometimes I get tired of milk coming in cartons and I end up not wanting to look at or touch cartons for awhile.


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guitarslinger44 said:

You mean like...milk from a cat's boob or something?

Spookymuffin said:

Spookymuffin said:

"You can milk anything with nipples."

live4lust said:

You got the reference!

live4lust said:

live4lust said:

Men are in love with breasts from birth to death whether they have been breast fed or not.