Yes, okay I know this sounds like a rather bizarre request from me of all people. But I'm trying to teach someone English vocabulary and get them up to speed on slang and colloquialisms. Some time back, a really good thread was started here on nicknames for the vagina, so I've got that catagory covered. Now I just need some help in finding names for that thing the fellas have downstairs other than 'member', 'cock', and 'prick' and 'rod'. Everything I've found via thesaurus is pretty much clinical and sounds too stiff (no pun intended).
Thank you all in advance for anything you can come up with. I figured I've discovered so many other hilarious things here, why not come to you guys for this?...

Purple Headed Warrior
Mushroom Cap

chillichocaholic said:

Those two names make me want to vomit.

MissMe said:

Hey hey hey! Don't hate, participate! C'mon...I know you've got a good one...I need help over here 'cause I'm losing my own language!

- Piece
- Tip
- One Eyed Monster
- Best Friend
- Schlong
- Poker
- Magic Stick

Dong

Wang

Peter

Tool

Okay.....ummm shlong
Willy
Ding Dong
Hotdog
Donger(Aussie slang)
Peter
Foot LOng
Dip Stick( ANother Aussie one)

Ottensen said:

I don't have any.

Jimmy

Purple-headed yogurt slinger

One Eyed Trouser Snake

Mr. Happy

W.D. (Welcome aboarD when erect)....

there are others....but thats all I can think of right now.....

reneGade20 said:

MissMe said:

That's okay, by the end of this thread we'll know PLENTY. you know how our fellow orgers are !

reneGade20 said:

OMG!!! Mr. HAPPY!!!

Gotta love this site, I tell ya!

How could I forget Mr. Happy.

Somw more.


- The Mule
- Jimmy
- The Stick
- Swanger or Swanga
- Junk
- Head
- Mr. Goodbar

The Suspect....

...so named for those "alone" times when a guy is said to be "Roughing up the suspect!!"

LittleBLUECorvette said:

I like that one.....gotta crib it!!!

My Penis has a name. Mr. Delicious.

purplesweat said:

That's gross.

Mr Tinkle...thats what my primary school teacher called them. Looking back now she was a bit weird.

jami0mckay said:

Now that's cute. Is it still Mr Tinkle?

MissMe said:

now its Sir Tink-A-lot

jami0mckay said:

How did it become a Sir?

MissMe said:

For services above and beyond the call of duty

karmatornado said:

I'm sure, somewhere, there's someone saying " It tastes just like chicken!!!"

jami0mckay said:

Sounds interesting. What services may these be?

jami0mckay said:

I went to Catholic School....so if the term were to have ever escaped the nun's lips, they would have called him Wee Mr. Tinkle, thus ensuring a lifetime of sexual anxiety.....

reneGade20 said:

no way!!

reneGade20 said:

Its a good name all the ladies remember it cause its catchy. I'll be in the middle of a good make out session and say "Mr. D needs some company!" The girl will be like Mr. D? whose that then, bam, put her hand on the crotch and say Mr. Delicious! " If they keep there hand on it I know I'm in. Its kinky when I hear the women say oh feed me Mr. Delicious!

MissMe said:

i don't like to talk about it, i still get flashbacks

jami0mckay said:

It sounds like I need to know. Feel free to orgnote me.

karmatornado said:

That is truly awesome!!! LMAO!!!

I can almost imagine the silly expression on the girl's face when you say that....innocently quizzical.....Malibu Barbie-like.....