and other thinly veiled insults

excuse me, but I have to go and talk so someone more interesting

"If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive. "

"I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission! "

"Some day you will find yourself - and wish you hadn't. "

"Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn. "

"I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in? "

"I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you."

you're so much better at this than me

you got those from www.thinlyveiledinsults.com didn't you.

"You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn't like you. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you."

"All of your girlfriends kiss you with their eyes closed. Considering your face, that's the only way they could."

"There was something about you that I liked, but you spent it."

"There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all of them."

No, I didnt get them from there

I like this one

You should learn from your parents mistakes - try using some birth control.

I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?

REDBABY said:

eeeww!

Too much Funny Bunny people.

To Quote Robbie Williams " U DOnt Sweat Much For A Fat Lass"

You look good for someone your age!

I used to get this straight out insult that was somehow supposed to be acceptable.

"Eat something! You look emaciated!"