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I LOVE MASTURBATION! So, it is out.
I love masturbation. I do not feel guilty about it, becuz I am not religious. I just feel silly when my mom walks in while I am at it. It is great that when you are not able to fall asleep you can masturbate cuz it makes you sleepy. (If ladies wonder why man always have to be so 'male' and fall asleep; it is sumthing our bodies do to us). I do not love Jesus. I do not really like Lucifer. I do love me mum. And masturbation. Masturbation Rules! | |
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gooeythehamster said: So, it is out.
I love masturbation. I do not feel guilty about it, becuz I am not religious. I just feel silly when my mom walks in while I am at it. It is great that when you are not able to fall asleep you can masturbate cuz it makes you sleepy. (If ladies wonder why man always have to be so 'male' and fall asleep; it is sumthing our bodies do to us). I do not love Jesus. I do not really like Lucifer. I do love me mum. And masturbation. Masturbation Rules! You are a good man for admitting it! We need to overcome the stigma attached to masturbation... EVERYONE WHACK AWAY! Yes, masturbation is absolutely great! No, Jesus is not the greatest. No, Lucifer is not that great either. I love my mom too. :Hamster: SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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AaronForever said: http://www.prince.org/msg/thread.html?fid=100&tid=23562
Yeah, yeah. I masturbate WHILE watching Buffy. Okay? | |
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Very Boobesque. This post not for the wimp contingent. All whiny wusses avert your eyes. | |
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masturbation's bad, ummkay? | |
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TRON said: masturbation's bad, ummkay?
In that case, I am a VERY naughty boy...  SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: No, Jesus is not the greatest. Maybe not 2 u but don't knock other people 4 worshipping the most righteous man 2 ever walk the earth! 
Aaight? That wasnt cool. U should know better.  | |
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in my best Cartman voice: "masturbation's pretty coo" | |
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I used to love masturbation. It doesn't do it for me anymore. Now, more than ever, it's a chore. I prefer the interaction. | |
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yup, masturbating is pretty cool...I, too, like that you can do it when you can't fall asleep and then pass right out...
now, the thought of gooey masturbating... 
aaron, maybe you should take a break, masturbating should never be a chore... | |
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endorphin74 said: yup, masturbating is pretty cool...I, too, like that you can do it when you can't fall asleep and then pass right out...
now, the thought of gooey masturbating...
aaron, maybe you should take a break, masturbating should never be a chore... i am taking a break. i used to be good for 3 or 4 times a day. now i'm down to 1, if that... | |
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AaronForever said: i am taking a break. i used to be good for 3 or 4 times a day. now i'm down to 1, if that...
If I would've had the job you did over the summer, I'd a been masturbating 4 times a day too... (i'm still jealous of that!) | |
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endorphin74 said: AaronForever said: i am taking a break. i used to be good for 3 or 4 times a day. now i'm down to 1, if that...
If I would've had the job you did over the summer, I'd a been masturbating 4 times a day too... (i'm still jealous of that!) woof! | |
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More girls need to buck up and confess their love for masturbation! Where's Battier when you need her? I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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I'm not gonna lie. Marsupials love masturbating too. Just remember that every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. Please. Think of the kittens. | |
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uglybrowneyes said: I'm not gonna lie. Marsupials love masturbating too. Just remember that every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. Please. Think of the kittens.
God is an evil prick then... I had forgotten... I have killed two kittens today. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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uglybrowneyes said: Just remember that every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. Please. Think of the kittens. STOP MASTURBATING WITH JESUSI mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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Natsume said: uglybrowneyes said: Just remember that every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. Please. Think of the kittens. STOP MASTURBATING WITH JESUSFor all of you women who want to masturbate with Jesus: http://www.divine-interve...ammer.html SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: Natsume gets flashbacks of The Exorcist I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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Natsume said: More girls need to buck up and confess their love for masturbation! Where's Battier when you need her?
I'm here! And I masturbate. Usually at least once a day. Masturbation IS great! Sex with the person I love most, of course. I could masturbate all day. I can masturbate and read at the same time. And obtain knowledge. I hope one day, that I can do everything and never have to stop. -------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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uglybrowneyes said: I'm not gonna lie. Marsupials love masturbating too. Just remember that every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. Please. Think of the kittens.
I've killed 3 in the past 24 hours. 
I don't think I'll think of dying kittens while I masturbate, however. That's just not right... -------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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the thought of jermey faulker masturbating...  | |
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Christopher said: the thought of jermey faulker masturbating...
but he's so cute! don't lie, you love him | |
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AaronForever said: Christopher said: the thought of jermey faulker masturbating...
but he's so cute! don't lie, you love him how much am i getting paid to love him? lol | |
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This thread has warped my fragile little mind! "Respect mah authoritah!" | |
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I thought only catholics are taught to feel guilty about it... All Rights Reserved. |
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I'm surprise that mighty Ian hasn't closed this thread yet | |
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jnoel said: I'm surprise that mighty Ian hasn't closed this thread yet
Why would he? I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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