shanti0608 said:

I know! We could've been as perverted as you guys!

shanti0608 said:

Is that sarcastic, or are you really referring to that as tall?

Most of my friends are 6 foot, so I'm the short guy.

Fauxie said:

See what kind of trouble that got me into though....

and now big bad Mdiver is a wuss...

Imago said:

It was sarcasm...I am a very sarcastic bitch sometimes..so I have been told.

shanti0608 said:

You will totally fit in with folks in London. Whenever they tell you "cheers" or "have a nice day" it's always laced with sarcasm.

shanti0608 said:

Imago said:

Mon's never sent me a t-shirt. Just sayin'. If you have a decent rack then we can talk. Get me a job in Florida with dental, and I mean serious dental, and I'm there.

Fauxie said:

I wouldn't be staring at your teeth anyways, with your hot rack.

mdiver said:

Cheers Mate

Imago said:

That's great that you recognise that. You wouldn't believe how many Americans we have who come over to England who don't get it. Well done.

shanti0608 said:

As long as we can have angry lovin

Imago said:

You mean his peevage !

Valentine kiss exhausts Italian

An Italian man who reportedly broke the world record for non-stop kissing had to receive oxygen after his efforts.

Officials at the St Valentine's Day "kissathon" in Vicenza, northern Italy, said Andrea Sarti kissed girlfriend Anna Chen for 31 hours 18 minutes.

After his marathon kiss Mr Sarti has to be resuscitated with oxygen by a first aid team while Ms Chen had to lie down.

Mr Sarti reportedly entered the competition for the $12,700 prize money so he could marry Ms Chen.

'Cramp'

Competition rules were strict, with couples required to remain standing throughout the kiss.

They were not allowed to eat, drink or go to the toilet, and could communicate only by using written or text messages, the UK's Guardian newspaper reported.

In addition to breathing problems, Mr Sarti also suffered cramp, which Ms Chen attempted to alleviate by massaging him.

"It was really difficult," organiser Lucaino Gaggia was quoted by the Guardian as saying.

"We didn't think they could do it.

Their secret was concentration... and the ability not to think about time passing."

If confirmed by Guinness World Records, the kiss beats the previous record of 30 hours 59 minutes, set by an American couple in 2001.

Meanwhile, in Rome, thousands of gay couples kissed each other in the historic Piazza Farnesse to call for legal rights for same-sex couples.

The mass kiss itself only lasted about 10 seconds.

But BBC correspondent Tamsin Smith says people taking part hoped to send a more lasting message of protest to Italy's political and religious establishment.

Fauxie said:

Oh I get it alright and someone else is in for some trouble....



I also have a dry wicked sense of humour...ask Phil about his chocolate knobby starfish..

PricelessHo said:

What a wuss..he had to have oxygen and she just had to lay down... Italian men
[Edited 7/14/07 6:25am]

Imago said:

I'm starting to get a man-rack with all the weights I'm doing. I almost look like a non-refugee.

Oh, and I'm whitening my teeth like a mofo. I got some 36% peroxide hardcore shit and I've mixed it with my 8% booster toothpaste and I'm just swishing that stuff around in my mouth for 20 minutes a day. By the time you get here my teeth will have fallen out and you'll be able to look at my uber-white teeth as I hold them in my hand and you'll never know of their former wonkiness.

shanti0608 said:

That sounds more like moist humour.

shanti0608 said:

I think Nick knocks himself too much.
I like his looks just fine.





By like I mean, grope.
By looks, I mean his nappy dugout.

even iced coffees have their share

Italian men are alright at kissing, I guess. Never noticed them being any better than anyone else.

Imago said:

My looks are so-so. My nappy dugout launched more ships than Helen of Troy. My teeth will give those sailors scurvy before they set sale.

Why has nobody put up the OMFG pic?????


Put it up!

Oh, except that's a quasi-Thai kissing an Italian, right?

Never mind, put it up!

Fauxie said:

I just now understood which picture you were referring to.




At least I think

Imago said:

So I was right the first time! Italian kissing at its finest!