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OK, caption time everyone. Can you guess what the conversation was about here? There will be a prize for the closest guess! There's Joy In Expatriation. | |
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" Please God, I need some money " | |
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Mach said: " Please God, I need some money "
Nope but it had crossed my mind a few times! There's Joy In Expatriation. | |
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This is great. You don't get a free blow job with your pint back home!
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"Sir, no pants, no service." | |
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"Umm, ok... so I have to decide what to have and complete the order before that raw egg hits me?" | |
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"I'm sorry sir...we don't serve Chinese food here". "Always blessings, never losses......"
Ya te dije....no manches guey!!!!!  I'm a guy!!!!
"....i can open my-eyes "underwater"..there4 i will NOT drown...." - mzkqueen03   | |
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WAITER: Don't finish! You never finish!!! [Edited 7/13/07 13:40pm] | |
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"your desserts seem AM-aaaaaziiiiing,,
but i'm full" | |
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WAITER: A wise man never looks into the sunlight after a meal. It causes too many  . | |
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That's a fucking big bird up there.....oh gawd its going to shit on.....ME!! "I may not agree with what you say but I'll fight for your right to say it"
Be proud of who you are not what they want you to be... | |
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JD....."So YOU'RE 2the9s?"   I have a firm grip on reality...Maybe just not this reality   |
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blueblossom said: That's a fucking big bird up there.....oh gawd its going to shit on.....ME!!
That was my second choice | |
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Behold my neck beard! | |
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Ok the big hand is pointing straight up for cryin' out loud!!!!! [Edited 7/13/07 13:51pm] "I may not agree with what you say but I'll fight for your right to say it"
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I always serve the losers , how the heck am I going to get this guy to drink his beer when his neck is stuck....no tips for me today then!!!! [Edited 7/13/07 13:55pm] "I may not agree with what you say but I'll fight for your right to say it"
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God she's good sooo very good...thank god for the menu!! "I may not agree with what you say but I'll fight for your right to say it"
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Spookymuffin said: Behold my neck beard!
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A bloody bee has just gone right up my nose.....  "I may not agree with what you say but I'll fight for your right to say it"
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Waiter: "12:00, Breakfast over. Lunch menu now."
Customer: "Oh, dammit!" | |
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If that bird shits in my beer its a dead duck!! "I may not agree with what you say but I'll fight for your right to say it"
Be proud of who you are not what they want you to be... | |
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At the third stroke it will be 12 noon precisely! I have a firm grip on reality...Maybe just not this reality |
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my sister...very nice girl...good time..... GAWD....if only he had a brotherrrrr!!! | |
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Dude! For the last time--NO, YOU CAN'T SEE IT! [Edited 7/13/07 16:05pm] | |
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The Peking Duck isn't freshly strangled?! Aw, fuck this shit! | |
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"did you enjoy your ... er ... pineapple juice sir?" | |
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Waiter: Me chinese,me play joke,me put pee-pee in your coke | |
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Why is my waiter always a guy? | |
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Sorry bro, but I need both of these handkerchiefs to complete this ensemble. | |
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JDInteractive said:
OK, caption time everyone. Can you guess what the conversation was about here? There will be a prize for the closest guess! thatt mawfucka witha aa cappss lookk like hebe getting his dick Scuked dem bithves hidingg unfer the tablelel I gueSS !
Celebrate Life Muthafuckas ! It´s Summertime ! | |
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