Ok...here's the scenario....


I always whistle this song from a cartoon...and OOOOLD cartoon...Tex Avery...a cartoon called Owl Jolson or something...about this little owl who sings jazz or whatever and his dad sings classical and they but heads....blah blah blah.....I love 2 singah, about the moonah and the June-ah and the spring-ah...I love to sing'ah about a sky 4 2 and a me anu....blah blah blah....

my moms wanted to know where I get this song i whistle from. I downloaded the cartoon and proceeded to show her. It gets to a boring part and I try to fast forward a little...but IDIOT me messes up and clicks to the next clip - now I'm 28, and I'm male...u guessed it...I have porn on my computer - it fast forwards to porn...this broad was getting tore up.....now I'm startled and trying to do whatever I can to stop it....everything but click stop. My mom politely sat there, didn't say anything and just continued laughing when I finally got back to the owl cartoon....



had to get that off my chest....

yeah ur an idiot

but Carrie is a bigger idiot

ok, that's awful.


Idiot!

InsatiableCream said:

what???


running out of gas is worse than playing porn for your MOTHER?

oh no

CarrieMpls said:

ok maybe not

How embarrassing.

LMAO! well,now she knows u dont download cartoons all day

ThreadCula said:

u think u're funny huh!!!!!

InsatiableCream said:

Are you 28 living with your mom watching porn?

Oh god, that would be my worst nightmare in reverse. I am a Mom and my son is 23, ummm I never touch his computer for this very reason.

I love that cartoon.
It was an extra in the Happy Feet DVD

I'm loving these omg, I'm an idiot! threads
Who's next?

Funny she didnt seem shocked or impressed by the porn. Maybe she has more hard core porn stashed away herself.

PANDURITO said:

Please. you go first..

I can't compete

Back in the VHS tape days, a friend of mine gave me a tape with some Magnum PI episodes ....when Magnum was over, there were some weird sex scenes he had recorded from TV...real cheesy TV porn...now, to make matters worse, he had actually made the effort to record the same few seconds of a certain move or moan over and over and over again in repeat mode. He really must have sat down and rewound the tape at elast a dozen times to record those scenes on repeat.

PANDURITO said:

Pandy, you are way funny!!

PaisleyPark5083 said:

Why, thank you

BobGeorge909 said:

Holy crap that is the best cartoon ever! I have it saved on VHS tape.

The owl cartoon, that is.

RodeoSchro said:

ain't it...his dad CRACK me the fuck up....espiciall for the cpl of sec's at the radio station where he sings like his son for a sec