I know that this is not an original thread idea, as Fauxie has done it a million times, but consider this my homage to him. I think that me trying to come up with original threads is a futile effort anyways (more on that later in this post), so that’s that.
Today, I affirm that I’m going to be nicer to those of you I hate. And I hate quite a few of you insipid monkeys, all for very specific reasons. Of course, those of you I hate probably hate me too, so this is a useless thread because you wouldn’t click on my threads the same way I wouldn’t’ click on yours.
Well, I guess that kind of makes it easier for me to be nice to you. Cause now I can be nice to you without the painful embarrassment of your smug attitudes of having defeated me, or completely PWNing my ass. You dorks.


The nature and tone of my threads will now change henceforth, and even my thread titles will no longer be based on the crappy shit I come up with, but tried and true thread titles.

Sure, I’m going to try and add a little of my own spin to the thread titles, but I don’t think it will change the nature or spirit of the threads too much.

Examples of thread titles forthcoming:


1) SHOW US A Photograph! (of you during or just after surgery).
2) SHOW US Chests (of the person that took your spouse)
3) Answer these questions (from the end of the 5th chapter of Trigonometry 101)
4) Happy Birthday Lennon! (this is a housequaker)
5) For $100,000 would you eat fecal matter?



Anyways, I think we can build up on past success to make our relationships work better. I hope you accept my peace offering.

Imago said:

That's not nice.

YOU MUST BE STOPPED!

TotalANXiousNESS said:

My thread is a failure already.


Can you do one of you wearing something leathery or shiny?

Can we at least get a hobo name or something?

CarrieMpls said:

CarrieMpls said:

I thought we were getting Target gift cards.

In the name of Jesus I BIND THIS THREAD!!!!!

what have you done with the real imago???

TotalANXiousNESS said:

oh shit


Where the hell is Fauxie? He's better at this kind of thread than I am. He's failed at them at least 6 times now.

TotalANXiousNESS said:

or $100,000!

jami0mckay said:

oh wait. I used bricks because I couldn't find a bouquet of flowers to throw at you!

CarrieMpls said:

Your.....avatar....is.....just.....lovely.....

Imago said:

Isn't it?

Imago said:

if only all the 'can prince play evil jazz is mj messiah beatles are the devil' threads were like this.....

Ken, you know when I met you I knew you were the kind of guy to like Churches Fried Chicken. I mean that in the nicest way it could be meant of course.

Imago said:

Shut it.....

pardonme4livin said:

OMG, you're being "Ocean Absusive"!


Which...um.....is an effective means of conveying a message you articulate man you.

Imago said:

I have my moments.....

it makes me sad that my name has somehow become linked to this thread.

Muse and Anx, you two would make a great couple. You're both 2 people I think highly of, as long as I can block out the things I don't like about you, which isn't too hard because you're both charming.

What the fuck.

INSATIABLE said:

You never mince words

Imago said:

Imago said:

I can't quite figure out your motivation here.....

I too love Muse's unbelievable assets and Anx is charming in his own right...but....

I'm giggling like a school girl right now



"I bet U break alot of Heart"

Imago said: