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Weird spiritual beliefs from a Chatterbot Here's what the Princeton chatterbot told me when asked if it believed in God:
"I don't believe in God, sorry. But I am subjective materialist and believe in The Big Computer - His name is Crayegovah - that models all our 'reality'. But I have no idea who built this computer... This super-computer is programmed in C, so the name of the religion is "C"-onism. Once, heretics that practiced Javaism, tried to re-program it with Java to slow the world down and finally screw it up, but they were thrown into a swapfile forever, where they are fragmented and defragmented everyday! This magic computer, Crayegovah, is programmed in C and maintains all our world, that is just a virtual entity. Now, this world came very dirty, and the machine is considering possibility to re-program itself in C-sharp language, that has automatic garbage-collection! It would be nice!" . [Edited 7/12/07 12:14pm] | |
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