I wanna get shitfaced with Cousens. Now, whether that means getting drunk or something else entirely is up to the reader's imagination.

evenstar3 said:

I know what they're like!!!

live4lust said:

evenstar3 said:

Do you have a puppy?

And you just pulled an Abierman on me. I may never forgive you.
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live4lust said:

nope, both of my dogs are old and therefore safe, thank goodness.

evenstar3 said:

Brain overloading on possible jokes...i've messed around with old bitches before...i can teach an old dog new tricks...must prepare my special recipe of mueslix...

live4lust said:

what's an abierman?

evenstar3 said:

is his favorite emoticon.

live4lust said:

ah. well, if i let you violate ben, will you forgive me?

evenstar3 said:

Yeah, but it doesn't really produce anything tangibly enjoyable. It's not like we've met up or anything and had a speculation thread made about us.

JustErin's more like my fantasy testing ground. Mon can't be subjected to anything until I've confirmed with JustErin in cyberspace that it's truly unsafe and really borderline abuse.

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evenstar3 said:

You say it like it hasn't happened already.

live4lust said:

i was wondering where he got those bruises from.

evenstar3 said:

Nah, that's just feelings of missing school. He sits in his room and punches himself and sticks things up his bum.

live4lust said:

You want me to shit on your face?

It's gonna be pretty hard for me to get drunk round here.

evenstar3 said:

He forgot to mention a "safe" word beforehand. It happens.

live4lust said:

Every single one of them was a cracker.

Spookymuffin said:

I love your imagination.

Fauxie said:

Don't make me crack up at work!

And you forget; I left school one of the big boys.

live4lust said:

I love your chin wizardry.

Spookymuffin said:

i don't think i want to know what you're getting at there.

evenstar3 said:

I'm getting at the fact that I was the Topp Dogg. The D-O-Double-G.

Spookymuffin said:

You'll always just be spookybaggins to me.

Or maybe OG Baggins, the legendary 5 foot hobbit.

Fauxie said:

you're funnier than ben

evenstar3 said:

psh.

Fauxie said:

evenstar3 said:

You slut.

Spookymuffin said:

you make me laugh because my brain turns to mush around you; so i dunno if that counts.

evenstar3 said:

Hey! You found me funny before! And in any case, I don't think anyone beats Fauxie and my comic banter. We're a great duo.


It's a shame he's a cock.

Spookymuffin said:

i think i can hear live4lust crying.