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PrintableAnxiety said: gemini13 said: My husband said that "Shock the Monkey" is about masturbation. Is this true?
any song with "monkey" in the title is about masturbation, yes. so THATS what Charlton Heston meant when he said "get your filthy paws of me you dirty ape!!!" in the original POTA... | |
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mrdespues said: mrdespues said: 
. [Edited 7/10/07 8:11am]  I've reached in darkness and come out with treasure
I layed down with love and I woke up with lies Whats it all worth only the heart can measure It's not whats in the mirror but what's left inside | |
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BlackAdder7 said: Anxiety said: any song with "monkey" in the title is about masturbation, yes. so THATS what Charlton Heston meant when he said "get your filthy paws of me you dirty ape!!!" in the original POTA...  
Line of the day..... | |
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pardonme4livin said: BlackAdder7 said: so THATS what Charlton Heston meant when he said "get your filthy paws of me you dirty ape!!!" in the original POTA...
Line of the day..... Its all jibberish to me. I've reached in darkness and come out with treasure
I layed down with love and I woke up with lies Whats it all worth only the heart can measure It's not whats in the mirror but what's left inside | |
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TotalANXiousNESS said: pardonme4livin said:
Line of the day..... Its all jibberish to me. 
We're through! | |
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TotalANXiousNESS said: pardonme4livin said:
Line of the day..... Its all jibberish to me.  Oh sweetie.....  | |
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; [Edited 7/12/07 6:35am] | |
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this is the gayest thread about a woman's breasts i've ever seen. | |
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Imago said: TotalANXiousNESS said: Its all jibberish to me.
We're through! 
My sister in law just called and wants to come over.
Anyways. Thanks Dan for clearing that up. I've reached in darkness and come out with treasure
I layed down with love and I woke up with lies Whats it all worth only the heart can measure It's not whats in the mirror but what's left inside | |
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Anxiety said: this is the gayest thread about a woman's breasts i've ever seen.
It's truly awful | |
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I'm a failure!  I've reached in darkness and come out with treasure
I layed down with love and I woke up with lies Whats it all worth only the heart can measure It's not whats in the mirror but what's left inside | |
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Imago said: Anxiety said: this is the gayest thread about a woman's breasts i've ever seen.
It's truly awful Well if there were any remaining doubt if you were gay or not.....  | |
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I REALLY dont want to deal with her today.
Help. I've reached in darkness and come out with treasure
I layed down with love and I woke up with lies Whats it all worth only the heart can measure It's not whats in the mirror but what's left inside | |
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Imago said: Anxiety said: this is the gayest thread about a woman's breasts i've ever seen.
It's truly awful Thats what I'm sayin! | |
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TotalANXiousNESS said: I REALLY dont want to deal with her today.
Help. | |
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TotalANXiousNESS said: I'm a failure!
 Good morning Dani! | |
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TotalANXiousNESS said: I REALLY dont want to deal with her today.
Help. Why the hell would sister in laws hang out?
PA is one weird ass place. | |
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TotalANXiousNESS said: I'm a failure!
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TotalANXiousNESS said: I REALLY dont want to deal with her today.
Help. Show her the pic of you coming out of the pool..... 
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Imago said: TotalANXiousNESS said: I REALLY dont want to deal with her today.
Help. Why the hell would sister in laws hang out?
PA is one weird ass place. Because her life is miserable, and she wants to make mine that way. God, I need a good excuse QUICK. Hey Karen! I've reached in darkness and come out with treasure
I layed down with love and I woke up with lies Whats it all worth only the heart can measure It's not whats in the mirror but what's left inside | |
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Imago said: TotalANXiousNESS said: I REALLY dont want to deal with her today.
Help. Why the hell would sister in laws hang out?
PA is one weird ass place.  They are the neighbors..... | |
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pardonme4livin said: TotalANXiousNESS said: I REALLY dont want to deal with her today.
Help. Show her the pic of you coming out of the pool.....
Shes coming over swimming thats the point. I want peace and tranquility. Not her cackeling ass laugh in my face! I've reached in darkness and come out with treasure
I layed down with love and I woke up with lies Whats it all worth only the heart can measure It's not whats in the mirror but what's left inside | |
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TotalANXiousNESS said: Imago said: Why the hell would sister in laws hang out?
PA is one weird ass place. Because her life is miserable, and she wants to make mine that way. God, I need a good excuse QUICK. Hey Karen! Tell her you have projectile vomiting and an airborn virus that is HIGHLY contagious..... | |
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TotalANXiousNESS said: I'm a failure!
no, it's just that your breasts are like a pair of tambourines in a castro bathhouse on village people night, that's all. | |
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TotalANXiousNESS said: Imago said: Why the hell would sister in laws hang out?
PA is one weird ass place. Because her life is miserable, and she wants to make mine that way. God, I need a good excuse QUICK. Hey Karen!  Tell her you are in the middle of a crisis intervention... Imago is seriously contemplating an alternative life style and it is up to you to make him reconsider!  | |
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Oh well guys.
Carry on. I have to go entertain my sister in law. I've reached in darkness and come out with treasure
I layed down with love and I woke up with lies Whats it all worth only the heart can measure It's not whats in the mirror but what's left inside | |
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"They're real and they're spectacular" M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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Muse2NOPharaoh said: TotalANXiousNESS said: Because her life is miserable, and she wants to make mine that way. God, I need a good excuse QUICK. Hey Karen! Tell her you are in the middle of a crisis intervention... Imago is seriously contemplating an alternative life style and it is up to you to make him reconsider! BRILLIANT!!!!! | |
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Anxiety said: TotalANXiousNESS said: I'm a failure!
no, it's just that your breasts are like a pair of tambourines in a castro bathhouse on village people night, that's all. ROFLMAO! | |
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Muse2NOPharaoh said: Anxiety said: no, it's just that your breasts are like a pair of tambourines in a castro bathhouse on village people night, that's all. ROFLMAO!
M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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