Please stay with me on this one folks. It's important.



Dani is a sweet girl. A nice kind girl. She shoots from the hip, and wears her heart on her sleeve, so that often rubs a few folks wrong.

She's also a gorgeous girl. Often, though I'm only guessing, some folks here would love for her to give us a hot oil and mayonnaise full body rub down, becuase she's a licensed massage person or whatever.


But lately, I've noticed people saying that she's gotten implants and had surgery to enhance herself. This is not true. Her breasts have always been huge for her small, petite frame, and if you fast forward 20 years, they'll sag and droop just like those National Geographic ladies breasts do. There is no truth that there is anything going on in this wonderful woman's body that is not natural.


She has integrity.
She has character.
She has natural breasts.





I have no clue why I'm typing this.

I never said she had implants.

Dan, physical examination is the only way to verify what you say.

minneapolisgenius said:

Who said you said that?

Do you have a guilty conscience?

mrdespues said:

Brilliant

TotalANXiousNESS said:

Well you seemed to be a bit pissed off in the photo thread that some of us were talking about your boobs and the size of them.

minneapolisgenius said:

Not pissed. Just like....how are people saying my tits look different when NO ONE except Dan has ever even seen them before?? It didn't make sense to me.

TotalANXiousNESS said:

I'm very gay. It's till safe to send stuff like that to my gay ass.

Which thread is this??

gemini13 said:

gemini13 said:

it's the Dan confesses he's gay thread. very gay actually.

Imago said:

lmmfao....

TotalANXiousNESS said:

Well, I guess I couldn't tell how big they were in other pics where you have normal clothes on. I thought we were around the same size. Definitely not after seeing that pic though.

I mean the same "boob size" when I say that. I got nothin.'
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Imago said:

Yeah well, we ALL know just HOW gay, the Homos of this site ACTUALLY are now, don't we?

I failed to mention this was actually a photo thread.

This thread needs a lotta whogivesafuckedness.

Imago said:

perhaps you should give us more examples of her breasts, so that we can decide for ourselves.

Lothan said:

One can choose not to clickness.

Anyways...I love Dan. And I believe that he is the only fool in here that will defend me from the torrid gossip of the org till my dying day.

And he's also the only orger who would EVER be allowed near my tits.






Oh. And Anx.

there's so much going on in GD that i don't understand today that i'm willing to accept that i'm the one with the problem.

Anxiety said:

Well, if I get reportedness, please at least ask my side of the storyness so I don't end up like SpisaRibbness.

TotalANXiousNESS said:

Oh, ok, and too.

gemini13 said:

Oh Karla. You know your welcome to cop a feel any day.


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Imago said:

That is such a brilliant LIE!!!!!

Fucking genious.....

TotalANXiousNESS said:

minneapolisgenius said:

I personally HATE tits, and choose not to really show case them. But its hard when swimming, yanno?

Imago said:

That's very true but since this thread was about tits, I clicked. Too bad it was disappointing.