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Printablejami0mckay said: MissMe said: Sounds interesting. What services may these be? i don't like to talk about it, i still get flashbacks   it's ok....we won't press....you just talk about it when you're ready.....
ahem.....any time now....  He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
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reneGade20 said: karmatornado said: Its a good name all the ladies remember it cause its catchy. I'll be in the middle of a good make out session and say "Mr. D needs some company!" The girl will be like Mr. D? whose that then, bam, put her hand on the crotch and say Mr. Delicious! " If they keep there hand on it I know I'm in. Its kinky when I hear the women say oh feed me Mr. Delicious!  That is truly awesome!!! LMAO!!! 
I can almost imagine the silly expression on the girl's face when you say that....innocently quizzical.....Malibu Barbie-like..... Thats the look exactly and when I tell them the name is the look! Carpenters bend wood, fletchers bend arrows, wise men fashion themselves.
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karmatornado said: reneGade20 said: That is truly awesome!!! LMAO!!!
I can almost imagine the silly expression on the girl's face when you say that....innocently quizzical.....Malibu Barbie-like..... Thats the look exactly and when I tell them the name is the look! Gad, I miss getting that look.....been married too long....my wife knows everything now..... 
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reneGade20 said: karmatornado said: Thats the look exactly and when I tell them the name is the look! Gad, I miss getting that look.....been married too long....my wife knows everything now.....
Hey bro, It's been fun being a bachelor but I am ready to have a wife and kids like you man! Carpenters bend wood, fletchers bend arrows, wise men fashion themselves.
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karmatornado said: reneGade20 said: Gad, I miss getting that look.....been married too long....my wife knows everything now.....
Hey bro, It's been fun being a bachelor but I am ready to have a wife and kids like you man! I hear ya....!!  Happy hunting...!!
I like thinking about my past bachelorhood, but knowing me, I'd be "that guy" in the clubs if I was still single.....The old man in the club as he's more affectionately known.....  He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
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karmatornado said: reneGade20 said: I'm sure, somewhere, there's someone saying "  It tastes just like chicken!!!"
Its a good name all the ladies remember it cause its catchy. I'll be in the middle of a good make out session and say "Mr. D needs some company!" The girl will be like Mr. D? whose that then, bam, put her hand on the crotch and say Mr. Delicious! " If they keep there hand on it I know I'm in. Its kinky when I hear the women say oh feed me Mr. Delicious! Oh my g'ness, I think I've heard it all now. | |
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johnson
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reneGade20 said: karmatornado said: Hey bro, It's been fun being a bachelor but I am ready to have a wife and kids like you man! I hear ya....!! Happy hunting...!!
I like thinking about my past bachelorhood, but knowing me, I'd be "that guy" in the clubs if I was still single.....The old man in the club as he's more affectionately known..... Uh oh...somebody's been watching some Chris Rock over there   | |
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Rhondab said: johnson
I use to have a list. I'll try to find it for ya. Now how I could forget the word 'johnson'  . Now you know I need to come home for a minute | |
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Ottensen said: Rhondab said: johnson
I use to have a list. I'll try to find it for ya. Now how I could forget the word 'johnson' . Now you know I need to come home for a minute
this is easy though.....men loveeeee to name it. 
We use to do with ice breaker with the women where we would break them up into two groups. One group had to name the nicknames for penis and the other group had to make up nicknames for vagina and breasts.... Lawd at the names...and we kept a list of names. If I can find the list I'll send it. | |
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Ottensen said: reneGade20 said: I hear ya....!! Happy hunting...!!
I like thinking about my past bachelorhood, but knowing me, I'd be "that guy" in the clubs if I was still single.....The old man in the club as he's more affectionately known..... Uh oh...somebody's been watching some Chris Rock over there  you're blowin' my cover!!!
He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
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purplesweat said: reneGade20 said: Purple-headed yogurt slinger
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I did some research on the net and here are the results:
Common names: schlong love muscle More creative: throbbing python of love purple-headed trouser snake pork sword pink oboe doughnut holder blue-veined junket pumper I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at the dirt. | |
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the mighty python I will forever love and miss you...my sweet Prince. | |
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karmatornado said: reneGade20 said: I'm sure, somewhere, there's someone saying " It tastes just like chicken!!!"
Its a good name all the ladies remember it cause its catchy. I'll be in the middle of a good make out session and say "Mr. D needs some company!" The girl will be like Mr. D? whose that then, bam, put her hand on the crotch and say Mr. Delicious! " If they keep there hand on it I know I'm in. Its kinky when I hear the women say oh feed me Mr. Delicious! You are one smooth mothafucka . . . . | |
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karmatornado said: reneGade20 said: I'm sure, somewhere, there's someone saying " It tastes just like chicken!!!"
Its a good name all the ladies remember it cause its catchy. I'll be in the middle of a good make out session and say "Mr. D needs some company!" The girl will be like Mr. D? whose that then, bam, put her hand on the crotch and say Mr. Delicious! " If they keep there hand on it I know I'm in. Its kinky when I hear the women say oh feed me Mr. Delicious! | |
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karmatornado said: reneGade20 said: I'm sure, somewhere, there's someone saying " It tastes just like chicken!!!"
Its a good name all the ladies remember it cause its catchy. I'll be in the middle of a good make out session and say "Mr. D needs some company!" The girl will be like Mr. D? whose that then, bam, put her hand on the crotch and say Mr. Delicious! " If they keep there hand on it I know I'm in. Its kinky when I hear the women say oh feed me Mr. Delicious! I am speechless..... you sir are a pimp..... | |
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nobody has said "tally whacker"...that ones a classic! | |
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rushing07 said: I did some research on the net and here are the results:
Common names: schlong love muscle More creative: throbbing python of love purple-headed trouser snake pork sword pink oboe doughnut holder blue-veined junket pumper | |
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purplesweat said: rushing07 said: I did some research on the net and here are the results:
Common names: schlong love muscle More creative: throbbing python of love purple-headed trouser snake pork sword pink oboe doughnut holder blue-veined junket pumper Jess ure gonna learn more in this thread than u ever thought possible PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
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tube steak
schlong pile driver | |
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tiny elvis a psychotic is someone who just figured out what's going on | |
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you could combine the two: tiny blue-veined elvis junket pumper | |
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Throbing wand of love
Jedi warrior swizzel stick PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
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karmatornado said: reneGade20 said: I'm sure, somewhere, there's someone saying " It tastes just like chicken!!!"
Its a good name all the ladies remember it cause its catchy. I'll be in the middle of a good make out session and say "Mr. D needs some company!" The girl will be like Mr. D? whose that then, bam, put her hand on the crotch and say Mr. Delicious! " If they keep there hand on it I know I'm in. Its kinky when I hear the women say oh feed me Mr. Delicious! at first I was really now 
but at the end, I can see that working  it has that naughty appeal to it and if creative it can be used in public | |
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chillichocaholic said: purplesweat said: Jess ure gonna learn more in this thread than u ever thought possible I just can't imagine anyone using these names! "Do you like my THROBBING PYTHON OF LOVE?" Like, come on! Would that really turn someone on? | |
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purplesweat said: chillichocaholic said: Jess ure gonna learn more in this thread than u ever thought possible I just can't imagine anyone using these names! "Do you like my THROBBING PYTHON OF LOVE?" Like, come on! Would that really turn someone on? You have to imagine it in context.....dim lighting, maybe some candles....smooth tunes setting the mood.....the guy says "Do you like my THROBBING PYTHON OF LOVE?" in a low Barry White whisper in your ear....followed by some prolonged blowing and tongue play in your ear.....
...ok....scratch that last part..... He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
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reneGade20 said: purplesweat said: I just can't imagine anyone using these names! "Do you like my THROBBING PYTHON OF LOVE?" Like, come on! Would that really turn someone on? You have to imagine it in context.....dim lighting, maybe some candles....smooth tunes setting the mood.....the guy says "Do you like my THROBBING PYTHON OF LOVE?" in a low Barry White whisper in your ear....followed by some prolonged blowing and tongue play in your ear.....
...ok....scratch that last part..... Or the guy might lean close and whisper in ure ear " Baby let me slip my love python into ure moist, warm cave of love"" Friggin Mills and Boon!!!PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
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chillichocaholic said: reneGade20 said: You have to imagine it in context.....dim lighting, maybe some candles....smooth tunes setting the mood.....the guy says "Do you like my THROBBING PYTHON OF LOVE?" in a low Barry White whisper in your ear....followed by some prolonged blowing and tongue play in your ear.....
...ok....scratch that last part..... Or the guy might lean close and whisper in ure ear " Baby let me slip my love python into ure moist, warm cave of love"" Friggin Mills and Boon!!!Holy prison cellmate nightmare!!!!
He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
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